Heavenly Dispensation And MLB Play-offs

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As all good readers

of these pages know by now,

GOD is an acronym for 

Group Of Deities

 

They all go by different names,

according to their 

"earthly followers"

but each is also referred to as

"God," occasionally

 

Buddha, for example,

is also known as Bud,

Buddy, or God

 

Allah is also known as

Al, Sandy, Dezi,

or God

:::: 

 

BUT 

 each and every divinity

fixates on baseball

more than any other sport,

despite the athletic priorities/talents

of their earthly believers

 

It is the only team sport

requiring constant thinking

on a most critical level

 

Something 

the G.O.D squad

does twenty-four seven

but not while eating pizza 

 

The New York Mets

have been trumpeting 

"OMG"

as a mantra for their 

pursuit of the 

2024 World Series Championship

 

The "Gods" above

are in agreement:

 

NONE of them

can be addressed as "God"

until that accomplishment

 

Does this mean Japanese deities

are rooting against

Shohei and the Dodgers

 

You bet your ass they are

 

Mullahs are munching

on peanuts and beer

 

Eleanor Roosevelt

has her own cheering booth

 

!!!

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 

!!!

 

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© Oliverio ©

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A Song Written By Eddie Brigati + Felix Cavaliere

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It's A Beautiful Morning

But spotty in tree places                                     © Oliverio

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A Presidential Election Is Twenty-Three Days From Today

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Caution: grafter's message may precede video

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"Fr. George Has Been A Priest For 36 Years" ... HOWEVER

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On July 1, 2018

George Aguielera

became the Pastor

at a Catholic church

in Long Beach

 

If his ego was beyond measure,

we could sell

"I love Father George"

t-shirts

and there would be 

at least

1000 sales

 

His sermons are essentially

the same as my uncle's

but "Fr. Frank Oliverio"

had a bedroom voice

and was the opposite of shy

 

That is a word that

Father George

has repeatedly used

to describe himself

 explaining why

his image doesn't appear

on this page

 

HOWEVER

this page exists primarily

because of a quote

 from the featured priest

who once 

[in private conversation]

described his fellow members

of the clergy as two types:

 

Those who love Baseball

and those in need

of enlightenment

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It would be ridiulous

to name a baseball team 

 "the Priests"

but we do have "the Padres"

who hail from San Diego

and were stunned 

into nothingness

by scoring zero runs 

 

The team proved

that it is Fool's Gold

to bet against

the Los Angeles Dodgers

on their inexorable march

to the  

2024 World Series

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Arbitt And Castelli ... 21st Century Songwriting Team ... 1st Page

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Suffice it to say

these pages are dedicated to 

the 20th Century "comedy team"

responsible for 

this video

which I have known 

for too many years to count

but that is exactly 

what it is about

 

The video might commence

with a deleteable advert

 

To Be Continued 

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The Art Of "My Big Brother" On My Big Sister's Birthday ... #2

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© PETER GALASSO ©

CONSCIENCE BAY               Setauket, New York

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The Art Of "My Big Brother" On My Big Sister's Birthday ... #1

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Peter Galasso

© EMBRYONIC WHISPERS ©

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Self-Explanatory

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Modern Dancing

In the words of Wanda...

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Flipping A Coin (Comic Relief #5971)

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LIZ MONTAGUE

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Shadow, Trisected Angle, Handlebar, Light Fixture, And Parallelo

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PhotoVerio #773.5

Parallelo .... ???

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Boldly Regarding The Countdown To The 2024 WORLD SERIES

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Last night,

the San Diego Padres

defeated

the Los Angeles Dodgers

AND

the New York Mets

defeated

the Philadelphia Phillies

and I am very

HAPPY

...

It is times like these

when I love baseball

more than I could 

ever love myself

 

!!!

 

...

 

However

 

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"Make The World A Much Finer Place" ... With One Profanity

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If people only came right out

and called each other

an s.o.b.

when they were just that.

 

It would make the world

a much finer place.

 

It was these martyrs,

these silent sufferers,

these decent, fine people,

these chin-uppers

 that gave selfishness

and crime

 a head start.

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DAWN POWELL

Turn, Magic Wheel

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——Son Of A Bitch——

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HOODA HELAMI's Bold Poem About Nice, Smiley People

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Smiles made of plaster

can lead to disaster

They're seen

on faces 

in so many places

Soft, mushy, and sweet

—never hard—

but all they want

is your credit card

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© HOODA HELAMI ©

Alter Ego #142857

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The First Thirty Two Summers Of My Life

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This beach was within

walking distance

from home

And after forty-three years

as a California resident,

hardly an hour passes

without thoughts

about Rocky Point

and 

Friendship Beach

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PhotoVerio #773: Sculptures Under Wraps

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© Oliverio

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