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As all good readers
of these pages know by now,
GOD is an acronym for
Group Of Deities
They all go by different names,
according to their
"earthly followers"
but each is also referred to as
"God," occasionally
Buddha, for example,
is also known as Bud,
Buddy, or God
Allah is also known as
Al, Sandy, Dezi,
or God
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BUT
each and every divinity
fixates on baseball
more than any other sport,
despite the athletic priorities/talents
of their earthly believers
It is the only team sport
requiring constant thinking
on a most critical level
Something
the G.O.D squad
does twenty-four seven
but not while eating pizza
The New York Mets
have been trumpeting
"OMG"
as a mantra for their
pursuit of the
The "Gods" above
are in agreement:
NONE of them
can be addressed as "God"
until that accomplishment
Does this mean Japanese deities
are rooting against
Shohei and the Dodgers
You bet your ass they are
Mullahs are munching
on peanuts and beer
Eleanor Roosevelt
has her own cheering booth
!!!
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
!!!
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