It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

ROBIN GREEN ... I Love You ... Page 3.5

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In no way
have I forgotten you,
—Robin Dearest—
love of my 
blog-I-licious life

The 4th page of this tribute
to you
has encountered some delays
but it is about
two very handsome
young men
 
But that was
35 years ago
when they were jailed 
for merely killing both parents
 
HOWEVER,
it has since been discovered
that their father 
spanked both of them
when
—at the ages of
seven and ten—
when the brothers
refused to eat their 
***

Sincerely,
—your non-stalking admirer—

Paul Oliverio
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As A Result Of Yesterday's Presidential Election ... Thank You #47

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In the United States,
 is a great time
to not be poor
 
And if poverty
is miles behind 
your rear view mirror,
it is even better
 
BUT
if you are now poor
in the United States,
the new President 
offers you
his initials
and wishes you a 
swell time with the 
or their 
non-alcoholic
cousins
 
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
***
***
 
As for me,
I congratulate the man
who is BOTH
President #45
+
President #47,
his way around
President Biden,
who ended our 20-year
unwinnable "War"
in 
but there was 
no parade 
to celebrate 
the accomplishment
 
(Criticism of his effort
more than compensated
for its absence)  
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Tuesday, November 5, 2024

QUINCY JONES ... Rest In Peace

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I wrote about the virtues of
repeated non-stop
listening to
select pieces of music
 
Never before
[nor since]
did I ever do so
AND
simultaneously
create something
of tangible,
practical and aesthetic use:
 
I paneled the wall
framing sliding doors
to the patio
of a San Diego condominium
with "furring strips" of wood
—from floor to ceiling—
while listening to
Michael Jackson's
THRILLER
which was produced by
 
30 years later
[after moving to Burbank],
I revisited that condo
which my then ex-wife
had sold 
to an Egyptian man
who welcomed me,
insisting I join him
for a cup of tea
 
NOTHING
in my former 
two storey/two bedroom
home
looked the same
except for 
the "furring strip" wall
leading to the patio
 
For this reason,
I am eternally grateful to
QUINCY JONES
and commented accordingly
on the previous page
 
My new Egyptian friend
—Muta Ali—
telephoned me in Burbank
the following month
inviting me to his home
so we could play tennis
on the court
right outside his door on
140 Candace Place
Vista, CA 92083
 
Muta beat the living bejesus
out of me in
two humiliating sets
but I can still taste
the Hibiscus tea
we drank on his patio
after the match
 
Dear Reader:
allow to ask 
Quincy Jones
—who died yesterday—
a simple question
about his life
in the After-life:
 
Can you really 
rest in peace
after producing
some of the greatest 
dance music
human beings
have ever known
???
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Another Un-Acronymed Quote About GOD

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JEROME DAVID SALINGER
 
Earlier this week,
Oliverio re-read the quote
that nearly
knifed his teaching career
in south-Central Los Angeles
before it began
BECAUSE
he preferred being respected
to being liked
***
 
Other than to say
that this page
is the perfect prelude
to a Quincy Jones
tribute page,
Oliverio refers the reader
to the first comment
below

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Monday, November 4, 2024

Why We Settle For Artificial Intelligence ... (Comic Relief #6015)

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GARY LARSON
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Sunday, November 3, 2024

ROBIN GREEN ... I Love You ... Page 3

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***


Indisputably,
the most important script-writer
in Robin's life is
her husband and co-creator
of 

Indisputably,
second-most is 
who authored 
exactly one episode of 

Then
 Italian-American Mr. Simon
conceived the idea
of a television series about
a Mafia boss with
a psychotherapist

Perfectly sniffing out
major talent when he sees it,
David hired
Robin and Mitchell
as scriptwriters for
 
It's been said that
getting along with
David Simon is akin to
gargling with sandpaper
 
However,
what most bonded 
Robin + David
was a mutual
fiery hatred
of their mothers
 
Therefore,
this page is dedicated to 
the actress portraying
mother of 
Tony Soprano 
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Sunday With Nightmare-Inducing ... DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME

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Who better to quote than 
the Brazilian grandmaster
of such quandries
*
*
The boxed quote below
is from 
 
The author
 refers to a Swedish visionary
named
*
*
*
*
JORGE LUIS BORGES                          The Sylphs
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Quoting President #3 ... Two Days Before Presidential Election

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Ignorance is preferable to error
and
one is less remote 
from the truth
who believes nothing
than
one who believes
what is wrong
***
 
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ARTE MORENO With A Real Brain ... This Is What He Would Do

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If the owner 
of the Analheim Angels
that embarrassing excuse
of a baseball team
 
had a genuine brain
and seriously intended to
put an actual, respectable
representative
of MLB
in Orange County
$
$
$
He would sign 
BOTH
+
 
Unfortunately
—since purchasing the team—
and paying Mike Trout
a gazillion dollars
to suck his thumb
every summer
in New Jersey
[his home state]
 
guides the team
with his wallet
zip-locked
in his rectum
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Another BRAMHALL Bombshell ... (Comic Relief #6010)

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BILL BRAMHALL
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Historical Necessity + Big Ego ... (Comic Relief #6009)

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BILL BRAMHALL

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Striped Consequences Of Bad Haircuts ... (Comic Relief #6008)

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GARY LARSON
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The Poetry Of ... DECEMBER'S CHILDREN ...

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BECAUSE
when blue turns to gray
I gotta get away
and I'm movin' on
SO
you better move on
AND
I'm talkin about you
WHY?

It's the singer not the song
SO
look what you've done
 #$%^&^%$#
 
THEN
She said yeah
AND 
I'm free
to get my kicks
ON
 
The founder of the band is enthroned

***
 
 
you brilliant
mega-multi-instrumentalist
death-wishin' fool
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PhotoVerio #779: Exclamation Mark

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© Oliverio
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Thursday, October 31, 2024

Port Jefferson ...11777

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Without any 
of its long-term residents
being my blood-relatives,
 no zip code on Long Island 
holds more fond/funny
and life defining
memories than
 
All of those memories
are within very short
walking distance
of this image
 
***
I could bore you to death
with a mini-recital 
of those memories
but I will list only one:
 
On virtually
every Wednesday night
in 1970,
a middle-aged man
would treat his
college-student son
to dinner at a 5-star restaurant
in downtown Port Jefferson
 
Their precise meeting place
was the square-shaped lounge
in the middle of the dining room
 
The first of these Wednesdays,
the Stonybrook junior
arrived late
because his doobie-loving
girlfriend had a dormitory room
to herself...

"Sam, your dinner table is ready."
"Thank you, Amos."

But the tardy sstudent
 lingered behind
—for one minute—
because never before
had he been 
in a five-star restaurant
without both parents
and two sisters et al
 
When he walked 
into the dining room,
he said
"Daddy, you left these two dollars
on the bar."
 
"Paulie Boy,
that $2 was left there as a tip."
 
Both father and son laughed.
 
"I'll be doobie-damned, Daddy,"
I said.
 
 Then Paulie Boy
 returned the money
to where it belonged
while adding a dime
that had been
in his pocket.
 
It never happened again
and I don't give
a fart's ass
about the friggin' banner
visible in the image below
because the cropped
American Flag
alongside it
guarantees 
you can have
friends
with different
political views
 
The photograph
was taken from
the parking lot
of the world-famous
 
The photographer is
 
 
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