It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, December 4, 2025

Above Intersection Of Eric + Animals

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According to the
of Inane Results,
inspired
Eric Burdon + Animals
appeared on the
twice as many times
as the Beatles
but never performed
SKY PILOT
on that show
 
Fortunately
—like Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr—
Mr. Burdon
is still performing
before
gazillions
of lucky people
 
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Wednesday, December 3, 2025

At The Intersection Of Oak And Maple

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Tree Stump
Street Map
© PhotoVerio #964.5
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PhotoVerio #964: For My Grandfather

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This insanely thin slice
of my music folder
features greatest hits
of the Everly Brothers
but the entire last column
names the custom tailor
who was the primary source
of the suits
worn by 
the musical source
of incredible harmonies 
 
  
I know this to be true
because Joe Anastasio
was my maternal Grandfather
 
Unfortunately,
the cousin who met them
and probably has documented proof
of this statement 
has spent two-thirds
of her life
as the Supreme Commander
of the 
WE HATE PAUL OLIVERIO
SOCIETY
 
© Oliverio ©
 
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PhotoVerio #963: Fangles, Angles + Triangles

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Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Regarding The Driving Habits Of The J-Man

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If there's a God in heaven,
He drives a silver Thunderbird
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Why I Am Not Afraid To Make Fun Of HIM

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If Jesus can't take a joke
then this world
is on its last leg
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Sunday, November 30, 2025

According To Scholars At A Most Distinguished School

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  closed its doors
rather than compromise
its extraordinarily high
academic standards
or beg donors for money 
 
BUT
it was the Bishop Reilly
—Class of '67—
that discovered
two nicknames
for HE 
who has a birthday
in twenty-five days
 
The class survivors
[me included]
hope you celebrate 
His birthday 
OR
celebrate someone 
else's birthday
OR
celebrate something
to avoid the toxins
of loneliness 
 
   
A distinguished survivor
of 
Bishop Reilly Class of 67 
is
whose clients were
Scorsese, Spielberg, Coppola, 
et al 
 
Another distinguished survivor is
 
 ::: 
 
 
Regarding
the last meal of
mature "Fuzzy Wuzzy,"

McCarthy wrote a song
related to the dude 
who received 
30 pieces of silver
—under the table— 
but the lyrics
contain a comment
about the former Schnozz's
midlife:
JUST BECAUSE
HE WALKED ON WATER
DOESN'T MEAN
THAT HE CAN SWIM 
 
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At Saint Finbar's In Burbank, The Pastor Referenced The Delta ...

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Father Sebastian 
acknowledged
special guests
 
The wife
  was a communicant
 
The pastor acknowledged
the song was written by
 
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It doesn't matter
how you worship
as long as
you're down
on your knees 
***
 
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The marriage ended
two years after
this church experience.
Father Sebastian died
the same day
divorce papers were served
to Mr. Joel 
 
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Saturday, November 29, 2025

The Shock Of ... The New Numbers

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My boyhood home
has an estimated price tag
of more than 
One Million Dollars
 

Two orphaned siblings
—at sixes and sevens—
sold it in 1978  
for 50G
 
BUT
the bigger shock to me
is the doubling in size
of the house 
next door

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The 222nd Bullet: Pick Of The Litter

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Never label 
a product
"Imitation"
when it is
so much sexier
to call it
"Mirage"
 
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Footnote
is 
the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
 
We are one third of the way
to posting
the Bullet of the Beast 
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Friday, November 28, 2025

My Proudest Accomplishment on Black Friday, 2025

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The number represents 
Oliverio dollars
spent 
+
Oliverio dollars
saved
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Thursday, November 27, 2025

PhotoVerio #962: Red Light Ahead

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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

The Shadow And The Substance ... And The Answer

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The shadow
said to the substance
Without you,
I do not exist
 
The shadow 
left the room
 
Then substance
threw a question
against the wall
 
Not who 
but when
did the first person 
laugh
on planet Earth? 
 
The shadow 
returned 
with a red light
shining overhead:
 
The first laugh 
followed immediately 
after the first tear was shed
on planet Earth.
 
It was a necessary 
counter-measure
and the woman
felt whole
again
***
***
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Two Of a Kind

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PhotoVerio #961.5 

11/26/25       8AM
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PhotoVerio #961: Escapist

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