It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, December 22, 2024

RICKY HENDERSON ... Rest In Peace ...

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***
________________

was born on Christmas Day
in 1958
 
For 25 years
as a Major League
Baseball player,
he reeked 
havoc, heroism
humor and hellfire
like no one before him
or anyone 
after him

His career began
in Oakland
and he died there
two days ago
Rest In Peace, Mr. Henderson
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Friday, December 20, 2024

One Of My Favorite Authors Knows Me Well

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The Trevanian Buff 
is a strange and wonderful creature: 
an outsider, a natural elitist, 
not so much a cynic 
as an idealist mugged by reality, 
not just one of those
 who march to a different drummer, 
but the solo drummer 
in a parade of one.
***
 

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There Ought To Be A Law Regarding ...

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... Anyone capable of 
photographing a cloudscape
such as this one ...

The law would require
the photographer
to gather six people
at the scene of the shoot.
 
Everyone would gaze upon 
such majesty
 for thirty minutes
without saying
a single solitary word
to anyone else
***

© PhotoVerio #788.5
 
 
This world suffers greatly
from a lack of silence
and contemplation
 
I can state this with authority
because I am
a 5-star motor mouth
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Thursday, December 19, 2024

PhotoVerio #788: Street Musician With Palm Trees ... Revisited

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© Oliverio            2006

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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

HOODA HELAMI Presents A Bold Variation Of ... Bullet #175

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Freedom of Speech 
is most dangerous
when people do not have
an equal Respect for
Freedom of Silence
***

HOODA HELAMI
Alter Ego #142857
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Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Follow-Up To The MOOKIE BETTS Confessional Page

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***


+
The smartest thing
Donald Trump
has said
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How To Get My FREE AUTOGRAPH

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Buy this photograph
for $350
and I will autograph it 
"Ivan Barruela"
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NYTimes Spelling Bee ... Answers A Question

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Question:
What do you call 
a diet of
Pepsi + Cotton Candy?
 
Answer:
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Sunday, December 15, 2024

My Favorite STARBUCKS LOGO

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It is my favorite
Starbucks Logo
because
I photographed it
© PhotoVerio #787.5
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WELBE Health Care Reveals Its' Acronym

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According to its
California State Charter,
uses the  Acronym
IMAWBHWCC

It stands for
It Might As Well Be
Hell 
With Cotton Candy

As soon as
the limp and the lame
understand this acronym,
their health care
is successful
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Friday, December 13, 2024

Revisiting West Coast Predecessor Of ... Woodstock Music Festival

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 WOODSTOCK without
mud and nude hippies
but with
high school students
and a reliable sound system
Santa Monica Civic Auditorium 1964
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Thursday, December 12, 2024

There Are No Shoplifters In The WOKE-Sphere

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:::
Shoplifting is extinct
:::
There are only people
who creatively acquire
necessities
without limit
or definition
AND
having necessities
is an inalienable
right
:::

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
 :::
 
 
 
Police Code 857142 disallows
any comments on this page
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Shockwaves In The WORDLE-Sphere

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Another streak
bites the dust
 ðŸ˜±  !!!  😱

BUT
this was only
a 25-day streak,
unlike the three
streaks of
seventy-five days
or more
that preceded it 
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"Exhibit A" Quotes His Favorite Multi-Hyphenated Mr. T

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School-teaching 
leaves a man 
with incurable 
mouth-flap
***
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Wednesday, December 11, 2024

How BRIGITTE NATAI Could Have Made A Million Bucks

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This graphic designer's
should have been offered 
to Big Pharma

*** 
I am much too 
chickenshift
[sic]
to hyperlink
"Big Pharma"
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