It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, June 29, 2025

If This Aint Poetry ... PAGE TWO ... With 2 Links + Graffito

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If This Aint Poetry ... 
Throw That Word 
Out Of The Dictionary
!!!
!!
!


 
A WOMAN IS A PRISM
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No Better Place To Deceive The Eye (Comic Relief # 6409)

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DAN PIRARO
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Saturday, June 28, 2025

If This Aint Poetry ... Throw That Word Out Of The Dictionary

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Loudon Wainright III

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Thursday, June 26, 2025

Quoting HEMINGWAY ... From Words Written Yesterday

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MARIEL HEMINGWAY
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Clinically Proven ... In The Words Of HOODA HELAMI

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Clinically proven,
her products are movin'
off the shelves,
faster than 
she can stock them

Do they make your skin
feel like silk?
 
Do breast feeders
have God's milk?

—HELL NO—
 

And
you get 
no money back
+
 can soak
your woes
in beer

Because she is
no doctor
but
She is so sincere

Nothing matters more
—not even a little bitty—
than to speak with 
Sincerity

As every politician knows
so what
if the nose grows

Every celebrity
gives us thrills
as long as they take
their sincerity pills
so what if we
have to pay
all the bills
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Wednesday, June 25, 2025

PhotoVerio #913: Gnarly

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© Oliverio

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The Simple Arithmetic Of Memory

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For the equivalent
of 15 years
while teaching
in South-Central
Los Angeles,
I swam one mile 
daily
—five days a week—
at the 

Here is the simple arithmetic:
5 x 52 x 15 = 3900

Effectively,
I swam the distance from
Long Island to Los Angeles
then to San Diego
and back to LA

I'd much rather be swimming
in an actual pool 
today
but 
I can vividly let
memory do 
all the stroking
 
JUAN SEBASTIAN RESTREPO
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Or A Football Player Or A Hoopster

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Take away
our churches
and we will worship
a baseball player
***

 (1972)
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Tuesday, June 24, 2025

NEIL HOOS, Street Photographer

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Bussing
NEIL HOOS
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Monday, June 23, 2025

The Power Of FEAR + The Words of HOODA HELAMI

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Fear generates talent
on Earth
—here under the Sun—

The Fear being
—talent-wise—
of having none
***
© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
 
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A Page That Ends With A Quote From ... ROUTE 66

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 :::
 
Hyperlink has
deleteable
advert 
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Saturday, June 21, 2025

Praying For What Happens ... THERE

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© PhotoVerio #912.5
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PhotoVerio #912: Green Dance

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Botanical Boogie
© Oliverio
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Friday, June 20, 2025

Homegrown (Comic Relief #6397)

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He wanted to have
a sex change
but he didn't want
to lose his job.
 
You won't lose your job,
the boss said.
But if you change 
your sex,
I'll have to cut your pay
twenty percent.
 
***
 
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
1983
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Thursday, June 19, 2025

A Song To Celebrate JUNETEENTH

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The song was sung by
as the opening act
for the 
1969 Woodstock Festival
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Harry's Health Food Emporium ... A Poem by HOODA HELAMI

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FOOD EMPORIUM

*************************
Located
on Highway #9,
Harry sold healthy food
that tasted divine
and 
went down easy
with his
home-made wine
 
But what
customers liked most
was Harry's silly patter
because 
his brain
was full of
vegetable matter
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Home Grown (Comic Relief #6394)

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Carnal knowledge is something
most people acquire
in the back of a car

© Oliverio ©
1982
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Tuesday, June 17, 2025

What The Dodo Did Until Fate Found Him (Comic Relief #6393)

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GARY LARSON



Post-humously,
Lewis Carroll
was named 
Godfather of Gary Larson

Mr. Larson's
first public statement
about the author of
Alice in Wonderland
is highlighted below
with minimum
italics:

I didn't do it
Post-humously
I did it
Post-humorously
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Once Upon A Time In The Land Of Lady Luck

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Upon being mandated to bury her INNER SELF
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We Know When You've Been Sleeping ...

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© PhotoVerio #911.5
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Worst Teaching Job I Ever Had = The Last Job I Ever Had

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My retirement certificate
from Jefferson High School
in South-Central Los Angeles
was still wet
around the edges
:::

In 2004,
I moved from California
to Virginia
to be close to my 
Sister
+
her family
:::
 
For something to compromise
my disturbing surplus 
of free time,
I got a job
teaching math
at a school named for
a Confederate General
 :::
 
The most serious subject
discussed
in the faculty lounge
had to do with
"The Process"
as in
How many of your chickens
were processed this week?
 :::
 
was within walking distance
of the school
 where I fit in
like a brown shoe
on a warm hand
:::
 
Out of 250 students
in my roster,
only one has been 
remembered
by both
first name
+
surname:
 
That student was
TOBY KNIGHT
which was the same name
as a Long Island student of mine
whose basketball skills
were good enough
for him to play
professionally for
 :::
 
The student photographed here
is named
"Antonio"
 

He was a bit of a wise ass
in every class
but mine
:::
 
I earned
genuine gratitude
from numerous
Turner Ashby teachers
because
whenever Antonio
misbehaved
in their classroom,
they sent the Mexican boy
 to Mr. Oliverio
 
Then 
he would sit quietly
in the back of my classroom
and draw cartoons
:::
 
Like a real idiot,
I never saved any
of the ones
he gave me
BUT
they did make me 
laugh
:::
 
The one year
I was there,
the student body
of Turner Ashby
was 95% white,
3% Negro,
2%  Latino,
+
3 Asian students

The faculty was virtually
all white
with the exception
of Oliverio
whose heart and soul
was as black 
as Harlem
where my father
had lived
and 
where my mother
had some wonderful
experiences
BUT
not as many
as I would have,
fresh out of college
 ::: 
:::
:::
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Sunday, June 15, 2025

PhotoVerio #911: Pixilated Crosswalk

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© Oliverio
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

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To The Fathers
The Fatherless

Kiss them
if you have them
Miss them
if you don't
but do not
diss them
today
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Friday, June 13, 2025

Original Art By ... Mrs. CarPeo

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Hot Lips
On
Charcoal Street
© Mrs. CarPeo ©
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PhotoVerio #910: Window Shopping

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© Oliverio
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Thursday, June 12, 2025

Once Upon A Time Machine (Comic Relief #6385)

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GARY LARSON
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Wednesday, June 11, 2025

This Is NOT A Paid Advertisement

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We both yearn for
BUT
I could never live
in a town
with no
Starbucks
© PhotoVerio 909.5
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PhotoVerio #909: Shooting In Italy

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© Oliverio                                Milan, 2008
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Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Was It A French Willow Tree?

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Coco and Carlos
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
but more importantly
:::
W-I-N-N-I-N-G
:::
outside of
Gay Paree
 
Coco

  
Carlos
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Existential Relief, Junior Division (Comic Relief #6381)

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TAUHID BONDIA
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Monday, June 9, 2025

Introducing ... THE INCREDIBLE DERT BROTHERS

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No sooner do I find
their music
I instantly received
an autographed copy
of same
from 
the tall skinny guy
***           With Deleteable Advert   
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Sunday, June 8, 2025

Quoting The Man Who Gave The Rolling Stones' Their Name

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:::
A young horse is fast
BUT
an old horse
knows 
how to ride
:::

McKinley Morganfield
A/K/A  Muddy Waters
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Saturday, June 7, 2025

Hopefully, This Page Will Survive Without Censorship Or Deletion

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::: His, Hers, And Mine :::
Hap Pre-Father's Day to anyone who reads this
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THERE IS Quite Possibly NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR ...

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🎾🎾🎾
Coco Gauff won the 2025 French Open

🎾🎾🎾
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Friday, June 6, 2025

Home Grown (Comic Relief #6376)

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I hate my job
and the only reason 
I work
is so I can afford
a psychiatrist
and tell him
how much
I hate my job
 
© Oliverio ©
 
 
This page 
is dedicated to
Laurel Saasto
+
"Linda Marie Oliverio"
 
Both of whom
[unintentionally]
inspired this joke
in ≈1973 
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Only True 37% Of The Time

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 Fragility
is is mostly
a foreign substance
due to
 my Ph.D 
in Sarcasm

!!!
!!!
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Thursday, June 5, 2025

Regarding The 2028 Summer Olympics ...

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The number
added to this image
indicates
how many
2028 Summer Olympic
events
are to be hosted
by 
© Photoverio # 908.5
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