The GoFather Of Math: The Vertical Church

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Vertical Church

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The congregation
is non-sectarian.

Church members
are not held together
by common faith.

What they have
in common is
a physical feature:

All members are
six feet six inches
or taller.

There is no crucifix
in the Vertical Church.

There is only
a basketball hoop.

The Pastor's name
is "Coach."

Today's sermon:
Transcending the D-League

Pews are made of
splintered wood
because no one
wants to sit
on the bench.

But there is no ball.
Only hope.

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Footnote
THE VERTICAL CHURCH is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.
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