IS THAT YOUR
NEW GULLFRIEND?
Adan:
She's not a seagull, Eva,
she's a mallard.
Her name is
Marilyn Mallard.
Eva:
Isn't that just ducky?
Adan:
Aren't you clever?
Eva:
Are you wearing your bathing suit?
Adan:
Not when we get home, honey.
Eva:
In your wet dreams, Adan.
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Footnotes
The photograph was taken by
an attendant at the Belmont Shore Pool.
The artwork was done by Mrs. CarPeo.
The title and text was done by Mrs. and Mr. CarPeo.
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But Eva is thinking,
ReplyDelete"What a maroon! That's a Mr. Mallard!"
Assuming what you say is true (LOL)
DeleteI would like to thank Eva
for not making it sound
as if Adan is a gay-bo.
Also...I would like to thank YOU
for quoting Bugs Bunny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo