It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, June 22, 2016

A Song By Jonathon Richman About His Sense Of Humor

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I got a  fine sense of humor 
but  she doesn't laugh at my jokes
well  I wake up great
my sense of humor really rates

I wake up hilarious
how come she's so serious
I think I'll call up 
somebody important
maybe sigmund frood
and say hello hello
I'm a hilarious dude
 
Well, did something in her childhood 
bother her bad, now? 

I think so!
cause like, I'm  really really funny
and it's just making her mad now


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Footnotes
Jonathon  Richman,  a fellow Taurean,
is exactly two years minus two days
younger than Paul Oliverio.

I apologize for distorting his image
but that is just my sense of humor.

Bully on us! 
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 22, 2016 at 8:33 AM

    I had a fine sense of humor
    but he chooses to not get my jokes
    he hears an insult with
    a dash of reproach
    fun deflated, funny be darmed,
    man rather be fumer
    and act like I've harmed

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    1. Paul OliverioJune 22, 2016 at 8:41 AM

      TRUE:
      You have a fine sense of humor.

      NOT TRUE:
      You had a fine sense of humor.

      TRUE:
      The recipient of this comment
      could easily have been
      the sender of same.

      TRUE:
      Neither of us
      is as funny as
      Jonathan Richman.

      TRUEST OF ALL:
      The previous sentence
      is only 80% true.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousJune 23, 2016 at 4:15 AM

      I'm funnier

      Delete
  2. Paul OliverioJune 23, 2016 at 4:19 AM

    That is true
    20% of the time,

    ReplyDelete

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