Schoolboy Name-Calling ... Planet Earth Elementary

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There is a dispute

between two boys:

X is the captain

of the football team

and

Y is the only member

of the ping-pong
solitaire club

X and Y have an encounter

in the schoolyard:

X calls Y "Rocket Man"

Y calls X "Dotard"

Mr. Merkel has the  the boys
report to the principal's office

He says, "Really now, X,

What did you call Y?"

"Rocket Man"

"Really now, Y,

What did you call X?"

"Dotard"

Mr. Merkel gives

Y gets 20 bonus points

and a recipe for Schnitzel

Mr. Merkel then laughs at X

who must stay after school,

erase every chalkboard

and then clean all the erasers.

Three hours later,

with chalk dust all over his clothes,

X gets the last laugh:

He steals all the erasers

and never returns to school

but he is convinced that

Y's mother

wears combat boots.

Y

however,

before graduating with honors,

is convinced

X's mother's son

wears stilleto heals.

THE END

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