It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Today Is New Year's Eve ... And I Do Believe

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This is not the night
to grieve
and I'll say
for a starter:
 
Party Hearty
and celebrate
the centennial life
of 
***

Dress to the nines
but don't let
your skin chafe
 
Imbibe mercilessly
but please
be safe
***
 
One last thing 
before I go:
 
Enjoy this greeting
from

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Monday, December 30, 2024

The Ultimate L-Word

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With my motor-mouth
in tenth gear
all day
I am presently
too damn
Lazy 
to have anything 
more to say
than
...
...
...
On the eve
of New Year's Eve
may anything depressing
take leave
of your senses
 
may Joy + Happiness
beat all other emotions
senseless

!!!

© OLIVERIO ©
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Sunday, December 29, 2024

Regarding An Alternative TARGET Store Logo

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The good folks
at Walmart AM
[Advanced Marketing]
hoped to diminish
the appeal of TARGET
by asserting this was
the latter's logo
 
The Walmart AM
 people sought states,
provinces, or entire countries
which had extremely
conservative
gun laws
making any kind of firearms
difficult-to-purchase

No such geographical entity
exists on Planet Earth
 
However,
once again Oliverio
is too chickenshift
to provide any hyperlinks 
on this page
But
—of course—
he includes
his hyper-ego
+
emboldened
+
super-sized
copyright symbol
 
© PhotoVerio #790.5 ________________________________________________________________________________________________

PhotoVerio #790: For Wayne Shorter

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WAYNE SHORTER ** Footprints


© Oliverio     [photo only]  
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Friday, December 27, 2024

An Image From NEIL HOOS ... With My Text

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Exactly one place
on this planet
can rightfully
be described as
THE CITY
NEIL HOOS

***

Have A Happy Skyline
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Legal Cathouse On Long Beach Jetty

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© Oliverio                 2007
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Hot Pants Dilemma ... Plus Three Letters ...

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1.
Senorita N Fuego:
Why didn't you answer
my phone calls
and my email?
Just because I spilled salsa
on your silk shorts
was no reason to end
the hot heat
we created
all over 
Long Beach
 

 2.
Dr. Raft:
She's out of my life
because of a slight
spilled substance.
But
she reacted as if
I were responsible for
 
 What should I do?
 

3.
Dear Paul:
Send her
a bag of Tostitos
+
a jar of expensive salsa
+
a new pair of shorts.
© Oliverio               2006 Pine Avenue
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K-Tona Speedway With 1/4th Mile Spacing ... Between Vehicles

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Welcome to the
"One-Car Freeway"
designed by the 
 
Their caffeinated creation
is also known as
 
© PhotoVerio #789.5
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Thursday, December 26, 2024

The Birthplace Of Paranoia ... Comic Relief #6099

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GARY LARSON
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The Ghost of SHAMIKA BRYANT Defends Prud-i-Verio

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After he retired
and unsuccessfully
moved to Virginia
to be near his sister
and her family,
Mr. Oliverio
returned to California
to live in
Long Beach

While he was still solvent,
he vacationed in
Eugene, Oregon
 
His first morning there
—at a four-star hotel—
he noticed two school busses
in the parking lot
 
A middle-aged man explained
that his son and twenty
of his classmates
were in a state-wide 
forensics competition at
 
Oliverio followed the busses
to observe the debates
and fell in love 
with the school
 
He cheered boisterously
for his hotel-mate students
than walked around the campus
where there was no shortage
of young snatch
like I used to be
 
But his second-most 
satisfying moment
happened when 
Paul arrived at this door

 The most satisfying moment
was on the other side
of this door
when a thick volume
of math research papers
published in
included his research
that was originally
developed for 
Jefferson students
with one of them
[Mario Hernandez]
actually having his name
hidden in 
the deep, dark, dusty
attic of a 
university library
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Two Degrees Of ... Gunsmoke*Shamika Separation ... SM Page 3

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As stated on this page,
the cast of GUNSMOKE
was photographed by
Otto Jensen
 
Shamika Bryant
and her cheerleaders
were also photographed by
 
His 
Shamika-Cheerleader photos
are scattered throughout
8000 Blog-o-Verio pages
 
 I do not recall 
which Jefferson concert
I staged when Otto
spent forty-minutes
in my classroom
with the school's 
Photography Teacher,
a Vice Principal,
12 cheerleaders
+
a standing-room audience
 
He talked
about his career,
his cameras
[6 were packed in my car]
[but he only used two]
[that day]
 
He had photographs of
Heavyweight Champion
Joe Lewis,
Louis Armstrong,
and 
Jayne Mansfield
to circulate
via handpicked
Shamika girls
 
He was very informative,
entertaining, educational
and thoroughly
appreciated by
absentee Oliverio
who was stashed 
across street
from the campus
with a Great Novel,
coffee 
three cigarettes 
⏳⏳⏳
 
 
 
SM Page 4
is 
TBD  
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Wednesday, December 25, 2024

PhotoVerio #789: Eagle Rock

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Dedicated to Neil Hoos 
+
The newest "Neil"
in my Sister's
family
© Oliverio
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Happy Birthday, Kiddo ... With Cheap Pun

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Happy Bleachday

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Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Merry Xmas ... Also Known As ... Buon Natale ... Or ...

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© Oliverio                                Milan 2008
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Monday, December 23, 2024

Two Degrees Of Separation From ... The Cast Of GUNSMOKE

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was taken by
OTTO JENSEN
***
 
The man who taught me
the finer points
of photography
was also 
my drinking buddy
and 
the closest thing
—after 1971—
to a substitute 
father image
 
He also photographed
concerts I produced
at Jefferson High School
 
His name is
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Hypothetical Page Of ... The Shamika Bryant Saga ... SM Page 2

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Think of me as
"Mr. Anonymous"
who teaches at 
XYZ High School

A student is quoted as
being dropped from
her math class
because she
sucked at algebra
BUT
the teacher liked
the way she danced
 !!!

It would then be impossible
for Mr. Anonymous
to not believe
the math teacher
was involved 
in sexual mischief
with a student

HOWEVER
—in reality—
I am not 
"Mr. Anonymous"
but the factual math teacher
the actual student
—Shamika Bryant—
was referring to
AND
—in reality—
 sexual mischief
on my part
did not exist
***
 
It is a sad and sorry pun
to say
accusations of
sexual misconduct are
earth-shatteringly 
untrue
 
Because
nineteen years
after I retired
from Jefferson
this legendary
school entrance
was literally 
***
***
 
SM Page 3
is  here 
 
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Ten Percent Of It Is Actually Her Hair ... SM Page 1

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But the quote 
below the image 
is
≈ 100 percent true ≈
SHAMIKA BRYANT
 
He threw me out
of his class
because I sucked
at math
but he liked the way
I dance
***

Shamika was named
head cheerleader
for four concerts
I staged at 
***
 
SM Page 2
is  here
***
 
The tape mark exists
because this image
is part of a book shelf
collage measuring
36" x 12"  
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Sunday, December 22, 2024

RICKY HENDERSON ... Rest In Peace ...

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***
________________

was born on Christmas Day
in 1958
 
For 25 years
as a Major League
Baseball player,
he reeked 
havoc, heroism
humor and hellfire
like no one before him
or anyone 
after him

His career began
in Oakland
and he died there
two days ago
Rest In Peace, Mr. Henderson
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Friday, December 20, 2024

One Of My Favorite Authors Knows Me Well

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The Trevanian Buff 
is a strange and wonderful creature: 
an outsider, a natural elitist, 
not so much a cynic 
as an idealist mugged by reality, 
not just one of those
 who march to a different drummer, 
but the solo drummer 
in a parade of one.
***
 

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There Ought To Be A Law Regarding ...

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... Anyone capable of 
photographing a cloudscape
such as this one ...

The law would require
the photographer
to gather six people
at the scene of the shoot.
 
Everyone would gaze upon 
such majesty
 for thirty minutes
without saying
a single solitary word
to anyone else
***

© PhotoVerio #788.5
 
 
This world suffers greatly
from a lack of silence
and contemplation
 
I can state this with authority
because I am
a 5-star motor mouth
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Thursday, December 19, 2024

PhotoVerio #788: Street Musician With Palm Trees ... Revisited

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© Oliverio            2006

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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

HOODA HELAMI Presents A Bold Variation Of ... Bullet #175

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Freedom of Speech 
is most dangerous
when people do not have
an equal Respect for
Freedom of Silence
***

HOODA HELAMI
Alter Ego #142857
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Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Follow-Up To The MOOKIE BETTS Confessional Page

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***


+
The smartest thing
Donald Trump
has said
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How To Get My FREE AUTOGRAPH

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Buy this photograph
for $350
and I will autograph it 
"Ivan Barruela"
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NYTimes Spelling Bee ... Answers A Question

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Question:
What do you call 
a diet of
Pepsi + Cotton Candy?
 
Answer:
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Sunday, December 15, 2024

My Favorite STARBUCKS LOGO

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It is my favorite
Starbucks Logo
because
I photographed it
© PhotoVerio #787.5
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WELBE Health Care Reveals Its' Acronym

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According to its
California State Charter,
uses the  Acronym
IMAWBHWCC

It stands for
It Might As Well Be
Hell 
With Cotton Candy

As soon as
the limp and the lame
understand this acronym,
their health care
is successful
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