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Woody Allen
must wear a disguise
to attend
Will Smith
—the actor, not the Dodger—
must wear disguises
to be admitted to 5-Star Restaurants
And Woody easily passes for
a fat Jewish bald man
with a limp
They met
at a Pickle Ball court
in Central Park
—undisguised—
because anyone
on the courts
resembling a celebrity
is considered nothing more
than an attention-getting
cheap trick
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According to the
Mr. Allen and Mr. Smith
are working on a sequel to
The title is
The Purple Grape of Jericho Turnpike
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It is the reverse
of Purple Cairo:
an audience member
—named Cortez—
walks into the movie screen
and all hell breaks loose
in the film
In reality,
Cortez
on Long Island
who will shoot anyone
capable of criminal behavior
Virtually every character
in the movie
fits that description
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The
Woody Allen/Will Smith
collaboration
is a "Work-In-Progress"
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Hopefully,
the Institute of Inane Research
will keep us updated
on its progress
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© Paul Oliverio ©
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