It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, January 5, 2025

The Youngest Daughter Tells The Story

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B represents
my Aunt Betty,
my Mother's 
younger sister:

Daddy was the custom tailor
favored by

For five years,
Lucchese was voted
"Best-Dressed Mafia Family"

Tommy Gags
(their leader)
sent three of his
favorite US Senators
to our house
in Rogers Place
to be fitted
by Daddy
 
Distinguished 
elected officials
visiting
was a big event
 
They would need 
to be entertained
by the daughters
of the man
who would design
their wardrobe
 
Jean recited the
Declaration of Independence
from memory

I had a long conversation
with my parakeet
about Babe Ruth
 
I was eight years old
Jean was thirteen
 
But the highlight
was GRACE
 
Your mother
danced in a silk gown
to exotic music
...
The ten year-old
all around the living room
all around the house
...
sitting on the laps
of the senators
 
And that was when Minnie
announced
dinner was ready
 
Our Mother
served her home-made
lasagna
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We learned years later
that the funding for
was approved
shortly after
those three senators
 were enthralled
by the girl
in the silk gown
***
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© Oliverio ©
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Saturday, January 4, 2025

Something Unseen For Thirty Years ... FOUND Behind Bookcase

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A GREAT DAY FOR THE BEACH
by

Paul Oliverio 
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There is exactly one copy
of this story
in existence
*** 

          I need... 
...
...
an illustrator
for this Children's Story
about Mr. Limp
[a diehard contrarian]
his neighbor,
Julio Orkon,
+
the Satchmo-Rain
 Suction Hose


CONTACT me
at this blog
OR
email me at
paulmath77@gmail.com
OR
call
562-208-7967
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Developing A Necessary Skill ... Fifty-Three Years Before Needed

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To succeed as a 
senior citizen,
it behooves
the elder
to have 
a keen sense
of when and where
to take a nap

But that is a skill
this senior citizen
 developed
fifty-four years ago
 
Napping on a railroad track
happened naturally for me
because I had
a nineteen-year-old
bed-rail bambino
whose ecstatic laughter
awoke me
whenever 
the tracks contained
a fast-approaching
commuter train
en route to

Photograph by  Jack McCarthy
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Friday, January 3, 2025

If You Are Within Driving Distance Of Zip Code 11778 ...

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is a 
MUST VISIT
...

... And Stop by 137 Friendship Drive
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PhotoVerio #792: Her Name is GARDENIA JONES

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My Patio
Guardian Angel

© Oliverio
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Thursday, January 2, 2025

Slight Variation On A Theme

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PhotoVerio #791.5
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PhotoVerio #791: Katonah Dreamscape

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© Oliverio
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Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Have A Happy HOOS Year ... And Joyous Everythiing Else

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!!!
NEIL HOOS
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