It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, April 17, 2015

A CarPeo Fable: The RAINBOW PRISM Filter Cleaning Service

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 The Rainbow Filter Cleaning Service
 representative is Yello Prism
(the yellow/white serpent).


 He descended  upon
 the Passion Flower Garden
 regarding the work of Mother Nature.

(Her signature and icon are visible
 in lower-left corner.)

 Yello  addressed the flower
 to his left:

 Mr. Passion Flower, we couldn't help notice 
 that your garden is not quite ready for prime time.

 Call me  Pasho  but I rather you speak to my wife. 
 She is directly below you in the portrait.
 Please call her  Sunny.


 Hello, Sunny.

 Hello, Yello. Thanks for the rainbow. What can you do for us?

 Your buds are soon to bloom. Some of them are in fish-face mode.
 The one immediately below your husband looks 
 pretty happy with a great big smile.

 We are a very happy family but that detailed image
 had a whole bunch of photo zits around  Pasho.
 I think he was hungover at the time.

 You should all look so good when you're hungover.
 However, that little "Buddy Fish-Face" looks like
 he is about to eat an albino leaf.

 We know that. The one you called "Buddy Fish-Face"
 is impersonating an  Albino Python.  We like that.

 But the Rainbow FCS...

 The What?

 The Filter Cleaning Service can upgrade 
 your family photo so that it could hang in a gallery.

 Mr. Prism, Sunny is trying to tell you that we are content with how we look.
 Mother Nature has already signed our family portrait.
 Your presence as a cute serpent is welcome 
 but you sound like a salesman.

 I am NOT a salesmen, Mr. Flower. I am a facilitator.

 Pasho dearest, this cute little serpent descended upon us. 
 Can't we at least have the courtesy to look at the "upgrades."

 Yes dear, we can do that. We have nothing to lose by looking.
 Okay, Yello. Show us what you got.






 This image makes atheism an impossibility.

 That's why Mother Nature exists–
 unless She is a single parent.





 You choreograph 
 the RAINBOW DANCE 
 while all your foliage 
 prepares to prance.

 Holy chiarascoro!

 Watch your language, Sunny.


You got prism.
You got schism.
You got rhythm*
 Who could ask for 
anything more?

Keep your day job, Yello.

I hear that line every day.
                             
 


 

Somebody had too much 
to drink last night.

Looks like the morning after
a nuclear blast and 
the cute serpent 
didn't survive.

But I did survive this page.



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Footnotes
THE RAINBOW PRISM FILTER CLEANING SERVICE
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.

Mr. CarPeo is responsible for the first  © Oliverio  image.
Mrs. CarPeo created all of the copyrighted variations.

*
For George Gershwin,  composing  I Got Rhythm  was his day job! 
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