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A young man was stopped at a traffic light.
Facing him, from the oncoming turn lane,
was a yellow 2012 Saturn with matching
blonde hair behind the wheel.
She was looking straight at him and smiling
while her left-turn signal flashed.
The young man smiled back at her
even though he was not in the turn lane.
He was in the only thru traffic lane, facing west.
When the light turned green, he did not move his car
but courteously signaled to the woman to make
her turn and she proceeded to do so.
Her smile widened, as did a young man's spontaneous fantasy.
But then she was gone from his life.
A tractor-trailer, immediately behind her Saturn,
also made the left turn in front of the young man's
2005 Nissan Sentra.
A baritone truck horn honked approvingly.
Both the blonde and the truck driver would no doubt
regard this young man as a nice person
for yielding to their vehicles.
But if you looked in the rear view mirror of the Sentra,
you would see no evidence of automotive gratitude.
Five irate drivers were delayed in the thru traffic lane
even though they had the right-of-way.
They could not move their cars until the Safeway truck,
with its mural of ten-feet-tall bananas and other lush fruit,
had completed a left turn.
All because of a "nice" young man.
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Footnote
THE CANCELLATION OF NICE is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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