Or 5AM, whichever comes first.
When Starbucks opens its doors,
they baristas pour out all those lattes
they frap all their ccinos,
and they vent all their Ventes...
All those cups of coffee–
or coffee-based cups–
have to fit
somewhere
and they vent all their Ventes...
All those cups of coffee–
or coffee-based cups–
have to fit
somewhere
© Oliverio Did you hear the one about the daughter of a Founding Father of Starbucks: She had a 550 on her Math SAT pre-test and then got a 730 on the actual test. But her tutor was seriously disappointed. I know this for a fact because the tutor was me: THE GODFATHER OF MATH. This happened in December, 2008. The Father of the student was responsible for some of the first fine art to grace the walls of the first 500 Starbucks. This Founding Father of was an elder to visionary (and CEO) George Schultz and his name rhymes with faults. His daughter should have had at least a 760 on her Math SAT but her mother refused to take my input seriously. But if you know a high school student who wants a 700 score or above on the Math SAT, please contact this website. |
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