It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Photoverio © (#114): The Cupholder Awaits The Dawn

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Or 5AM, whichever comes first.

When Starbucks opens its doors,
they baristas pour out all those lattes
they frap all their  ccinos,
and they vent all their Ventes...

All those cups of coffee–
or coffee-based cups–
have to fit 
somewhere


© Oliverio

Did you hear the one about the daughter 
of a Founding Father of Starbucks:

She had a 550 on her Math SAT pre-test
and then got a 730 on the actual test.

But her tutor was seriously disappointed.

I know this for a fact because 
the tutor was me:
THE GODFATHER OF MATH.

This happened in December, 2008.

The Father of the student was responsible
for some of the first fine art to grace the walls
of the first 500 Starbucks. 

This Founding Father of  was an elder 
to visionary (and CEO) George Schultz
and his name rhymes with  faults. 

His daughter should have had 
at least a 760 on her Math SAT
but her mother refused to take 
my input seriously.

But if you know a high school student
who wants a 700 score or above on the Math SAT,
please contact this website. 
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