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I asked Kafka to pass the salt.
He passed it in the other direction.
Joan Rivers told a joke about saltpeter.
Zelda didn't think it was funny
But Scott laughed hysterically:
"I'm gonna give saltpeter
to all the other men in your life."
Y. A. Tittle served bacon.
He frisbeed slices
onto everyone's plate.
John Lennon sat on a cornflake
and waited for
the milk to come.
Langston Hughes told a story
about cornflakes
and the merchant marines.
Zelda laughed hysterically.
Scott echoed her laughter
without understanding why.
Gertrude Stein asked if anyone
wanted more
chapter and verse.
Richard Pryor asked for
a few punctuation marks.
I passed him the orange juice.
He passed it to Lewis Carroll
who was sitting between
the Bishop and the Queen.
The juice made it all around the table
but Marilyn Monroe double-gulped.
The more people drank,
the more juice there was.
Then in walked Yesterday,
with her notebook,
gathering autographs.
But all she said to me was
"You need more sleep."
gathering autographs.
But all she said to me was
"You need more sleep."
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Footnotes
BREAKFAST WITH SCOTT AND ZELDA
AND FRANZ AND YELBERTON AND ...
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For Heaven's Sake,
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