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The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read,
with loads of learned lumber in his head.
(1711)
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The hopeful hophead, ignorantly read,
with dockets of divine drivel
in the head.
PETEY PLAJARISTA
(2022)
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Footnote
I am grateful to Nicholson Baker
for introducing me to this wordacious pearl
but his name-dropping tsunami
gave me a horrible headache.
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Nicholson Baker is one of those MUST-READ authors
ReplyDeletewho requires a warning sign.
I couldn't agree with you more
Deletebut I am mighty glad that after
seventy-two circumnavigations
of the calendar, I
can finally quote
Alexander Pope