The Institute Of Inane Research Discovers DANTE's SISTER

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Dante Alighieri

—the world-famous poet—

who wrote

The Divine Comedy,

had a sister who was

a most unsuccessful poet

 

Donte Alighieri

did, however, 

give her brother the idea

to use only his first name

 

Donte Alighieri

had an ego

bigger than the Colosseum

and a voice loud enough

to be heard

throughout 

the Roman Empire

 

She insisted her poetry

contain exactly

4/5ths of her name

 

Below is a sample

of her verse:

 

DON'T DO THIS, 

DON'T DO THAT

EAT THIS BREAD

WEAR THAT HAT

 

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