It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, January 30, 2025

PhotoVerio #807: Sky Grill

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© Oliverio
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Wednesday, January 29, 2025

What They Told My Sister On OCTOBER 11, 1948

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TODAY IS YOUR SECOND BIRTHDAY
AND WE HAVE
A VERY SPECIAL 
GIFT FOR YOU
You're giving me a brother?
 
YES
 
I don't think 
that's a good idea
because
when he writes about this,
the three of us will be
more than a 
century-and-a-half
beyond
life-on-earth

And he will idolize me
and everything
I could not do
while alive

He will think about
the three of us
more than he thinks about
any of the three gazillion
living breathing people
on earth

CAN YOU BLAME HIM?

No
but it will keep him 
askew of current events
and hazards
and catastrophes

ISN'T THAT GOOD?

Yes
but don't tell it to


© 
Happiness ain't nothing
but 
tragedy
 with a twizzle stick 
©
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PhotoVerio #806: Falliage ... Sic Sic Sic

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© Oliverio
 
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Portrait Of ... Boo Boo + The GLASS FAMILY

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© PhotoVerio #805.5                2006 "Park Avenue"
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Sculpture Made Of Air ... Nothing Less + Nothing More Than Air

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No clay
no stone
no glass
 
Only AIR
in a sculpture
 dedicated to 
The Sky
 
Visible from anywhere
where there are
eyes
 
Some days 
the sky is wet
some days dry
but it is always
SKY
 
Birds fly there
and so do humans,
mechanically adjusted

Turtles look up there
and so do humans
 
Up 
down
over 
out

© Oliverio
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Tuesday, January 28, 2025

PhotoVerio #805: Eugene, Oregon

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© Oliverio
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Self-Portrait Of Someone I Barely Know

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© Oliverio                        ???
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No Fire Damage Here

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© PhotoVerio #804.5       Catalina 2016
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Monday, January 27, 2025

PhotoVerio #804: Spotted Bird Of Paradise

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© Oliverio
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Sunday, January 26, 2025

PhotoVerio #803: Wet Winter Rose

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© Oliverio
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Begun in 1976 ... Completed in 2025

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Rake the muck
and gather the jewels
bless the dead
and curse the fools
but 
never get too far
from the tools
 
Of destruction
or creation
whatever your intention
***

© Paul Oliverio ©
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The Man ... The Woman ... The Monkey ... And Scientific History

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Nature made man
out of a monkey
 
according to scientific history
 
But it took 
a beautiful woman
to make a monkey
out of me
***
 
 
Video may begin
with a
deleteable advert
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Congratulations To The Italian Sinner

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We didn't invent sin
we just made it
into an art form
***
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________

However, 
the "sinner"
we are congratulating
just won the
JANNIK SINNER
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Friday, January 24, 2025

PhotoVerio #802: At The Risk Of Sounding Sacrilegious

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CROSSWALK
© Oliverio
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Thursday, January 23, 2025

NEIL HOOS: One Word Says it All

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NEIL HOOS
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Greetings From The LONG BEACH JETTY

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PhotoVerio #801.5      2008
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Plastic Fantastic TINA TURNER ... And Her Nutbush

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Recorded at
the Broken Brick Cafe
Tina Turner * Nutbush City Limits
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Wednesday, January 22, 2025

PhotoVerio #801: Yellow Down

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© Oliverio
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PhotoVerio #800: Natural Pornography

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© Oliverio            Bixby Park 2007
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You Know Life Has Been Pretty Good When ...

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1000 hours
of your life
has been spent
on
this beach
Rocky Point, 11778
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Tuesday, January 21, 2025

A Warning To Our 47th President

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Bible-holding Melania Trump
looks like she'd rather be
the villain in a 
!!!
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Monday, January 20, 2025

An Open Message To Our 47th President

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Donald J. Trump 
is being inaugurated
as I write this on 
Day
 
Dr. King
was a man of Peace
and I beg of you,
Mr. President
 
Please keep as much Peace
in this world
as humanly possible 
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Saturday, January 18, 2025

Father Frank ... As If In A Dream

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In a most un-priestly wardrobe,
walks into my dreams
where he is
desperately needed:
both to whitewash
ALL his nephew's sins
and remind him
that his gut
is no smaller than
the gut
of the Holiest man
he's ever known

 My Uncle
was photographed
in Rocky Point
where he twice served Mass
 
In 1959,
when his brother
[my father]
purchased a summer home
AND
on the day of this photo
[≈2010]
to honor Jean Maddalena
who was basically
the Catholic Mayor
of Rocky Point
 
I never saw my Aunt 
glow with so much pride
as she did that day
© Oliverio

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PhotoVerio #799: Stated Twice, It Must Be True

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© Oliverio
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Friday, January 17, 2025

LICHENSTEIN ... Not To Be Confused With A European Nation

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              © PhotoVerio #798.5     Long Beach Jetty 2010         
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PhotoVerio #798: Fiery + Cloudy Sunrise

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© Oliverio
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CHUCK BERRY + MILES DAVIS ... The Second Question

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nine viable candidates
were listed 
as the best "song"
+
the best "song" 

HOWEVER
a second question 
is asked
about the listed titles:
 
Which is 
the most important "song"
by each artist?
 
AND
one and only one title
is correct:
 
Chuck Berry's 
most important song is 
because sales of 
Maybelline Cosmetics
 spiked
whenever Chuck Berry
performed the song
on a television show
[American Bandstand, eg]
 
AND
the conclusion was drawn
by the advertising industry
in the middle of the 
20th century:
 
Black artists
can effectively promote products
primarily used by
white people

In the year 2025,
proof of this is available
wherever video advertising
exists
_______
_______
_______

Miles Davis' 
most important song is
because it is
the perfect response
to the statement
below:

"Our next-door neighbor
is a transvestite"
 
or
 
"The management of our
favorite grocery store
is all Black and Latino"
 
 
***

 
© OLIVERIO ©
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Wednesday, January 15, 2025

CHUCK BERRY + MILES DAVIS = 9 + 9 ... With 1 Question

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1. Johnny Be Goode     
2. Sweet Little Sixteen
3. Reelin' and Rockin'
4. No Particular Place To Go
5. School Days
6. You Can't Catch Me
7. Maybelline
8. Rock and Roll Music
9. Roll Over Beethoven
                      


 
1. On Green Dolphin Street
2. Sketches of Spain
3. All Blues
4. My Funny Valentine
5. So What
6. Summertime
7. Freddie Freeloader
8. Flamenco Sketches
9. Bags Groove
 
One question is asked
of NINE people
articulately acquainted with 
Chuck Berry
 
Ditto
for NINE people 
articulately acquainted with 
Miles Davis
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***
***
WHAT IS THE BEST "SONG"
OF EACH ARTIST?
***
***
In total,
the answers are all different
BUT 
each one is 
as convincingly true
as all the others
 
HOWEVER
a second question
is asked 
[given the same choices]
AND
there is 
one and only one 
correct answer
 
That question/answer
appears on 
this TBD page
 
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Quick RIDE On The Slangometric QuaTRAIN

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Whatever you think he is
he aint
He's three parts Sinner
to seven parts Saint

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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Tuesday, January 14, 2025

GARIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ ... And One For The Other Gender

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The man with no memory
makes one 
out of paper
***
 
______________
______________
______________
 
The woman with no memory
makes one
out of pepper
***
 
© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Monday, January 13, 2025

PhotoVerio #797: Named For "Kirstie Alley"

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© Oliverio
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Saturday, January 11, 2025

Jogging Is Deadly ... According To HOODA HELAMI

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Take this advice
to your heart and soul:
Jogging deadens
mental cholesterol
***

© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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There Is No Terrorist As Dangerous As ... NATURE

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Pacific Palisades       2025
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FIVE-STAR COMMENT From ... The 207th Bullet ... Page

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*****
It is not necessary 
to believe in what we think...
It is only necessary 
to make other people
think it is worth believing in
ANONYMOUS 
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Quoting The Author Of ... ANIMAL FARM + 1984

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I don't want ever
to be young again
I only want to be alive
...


Rare is the book
that reads like 
a personal letter
to the reader
BUT
Orwell does this 
masterfully
without sounding 
anything
like his two
novels
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The 207th Bullet ... Paper Clip Paradox

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 What we think 
we know
and what we
actually know
have as much 
in common
as a 
Sunday in July
and a
paper clip
 
***
 
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Footnote
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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PhotoVerio #796: Red Light Sunrise

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© Oliverio
 
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Friday, January 10, 2025

PhotoVerio #795: Netscape

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© Oliverio
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Thursday, January 9, 2025

PhotoVerio #794: Palm-Textured Architecture

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© Oliverio
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Wednesday, January 8, 2025

"Or Squash Us Underfoot" ... Comic Relief #6122

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GARY LARSON
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To Be Or To Be Not ... A Bold Quatrain

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The last are now first
The first are now worst
The only thing to be is
None of the above
***

© OLIVERIO ©
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