It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, January 5, 2025

The Hate And Run Gang ... According To Hooda Helami

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The Hate and Run gang
could not walk
 
They could not 
talk
 
All they could do
was hate
and run
then 
hate and run
some more
 
BUT
they finally ran
into each other
so hard
they breathed
their last breaths
 
THEN
the world became
a cheerleading section
and everyone got
free pom-poms
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© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM

    We hadn't heard from your alter ego for a while and I was getting
    worried BUT the humungous Hooda is in fine form and it sounds like
    Hooda Helami is trying to win points with SHAMIKA BRYANT.

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM

      I think the ghost of SHAMIKA shook up Hooda
      who was concerned about "alter ego competition"

      -Oliverio

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM

    And now your Aunt Betty seems to have enterred the "alter ego competition,"
    according to the previous page.

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM

      Yes and No: the previous page was a long, extended dream
      because I am haunted by the uncropped version
      of that image:
      It features my Grandparents, their three daughters
      with their husbands at a classy restaurant
      AND my namesake [and father's brother]
      sitting at an adjacent table

      Then in fact, my Aunt Jean told me
      that they did that quite often

      That my father—in the picture—
      is the only one NOT looking
      at the camera explains a lot
      about his son

      -Oliverio

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