It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, May 13, 2025

PhotoVerio #904: Lady Lupine Flower Song

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Flowers come 
and flowers go
but Lady Lupine
 says what is true:
she loves her shadow
and so will you
©©©
 
DEDICATED  TO
SAMMY  DAVIS
+
FRANK  SINATRA
 
© Oliverio ©             Image + Lyrics

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A Simple Question ... With Lower Case "Answer"

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am I all there is?
hers or his
hit or miss
kick or  kiss
up or down
city or town
 
but always true
to 
red, white, and blue
green will do
ditto for yellow
goodbye or hello
 
dog or cat
this or that
all of the above
with hate or love
the
more 
options
the 
more
excuses
to 
not be you
or 
anyone else
standing or sitting
on a shelf
none other than myself

this simple question
has many an answer
and I am
all of them
(ahem)
 
say I
to
madam or sir
 
SO
my friend
this "answer"
must end
***
 
© OLIVERIO ©
 
 
written
five days short
of my
76th birthday
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A Quatrain About Poetry By AMBROSE BIERCE

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To poets all Nature is pregnant with grand
Ideas—with thought and emotion.
I pity the dunces who don't understand
The speech of earth, heaven, and ocean.

The Devil's Dictionary
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PhotoVerio #903: Jetty-Scape

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© Oliverio
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HOODA HELAMI ... On The Highest Mountain

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On 
the highest mountain
with 
the loudest voice,
he screamed
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
but
no one 
could hear him
***
 
© Hooda Helami ©
Alter Ego #142857
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Monday, May 12, 2025

WARNING ... For Anyone Crossing My Path Tomorrow

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If My New York Knicks
win today,
they will have
the Boston Celtics
on the brink of elimination
 
To express my joy
for a team 
I have loved
all my life,
TOMORROW
I MAY HUG
STRANGERS AT RANDOM 
!!!
Let's Go KNICKS !!!
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The 216th Bullet ... Super Bowl MVP Named Patricia

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If women could pass
a football
as naturally
they pass judgment,
their gender
would have won
as many Super Bowls
***  
 
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Footnote
is 
the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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Sunday, May 11, 2025

The Buzz Dance (ComicRelief #6329)

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GARY LARSON
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Saturday, May 10, 2025

Welcome To The World POPE LEO XIV ... From Chicago!!!

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has just been selected as
 the 267th Pope


My pride
in having a Pope
born in 
the United States
is beyond measure
BUT
the only other thing
I will say 
for now is

I hope his reign
has more success than
his favorite
baseball team,
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Friday, May 9, 2025

PhotoVerio #902: The Evil Twins

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Missing: 
their elder bro, SayNO
© Oliverio    Milan 2008
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Thursday, May 8, 2025

PhotoVerio #901: No Color Left Unseen

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Flower Power
© Oliverio
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Wednesday, May 7, 2025

According To My Cousin, FRANKIE FABRICATO ...

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Cousin Frankie Fabricato
was behind the wheel
of the cab
in the middle
of this photograph

He didn't have a fare
but he followed
the Beatles limo
for a mile

However,
 I think he told 
a different story
to different cousins
and other Fabricato
relatives

***
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I've Said it Before But ... Finger Dancing Makes Me Feel ...

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I can dance 
with my fingers
bypassing my legs

As easy as eating
scrambled eggs

While driving
I'm arriving
at exact destination

No one requires
an explanation

Never do I deviate
from the road
with empty car
or carload
 
Music always
makes me feel
like fingers across
a steering wheel
***
 
© Oliverio ©
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Tuesday, May 6, 2025

A Shout-Out For ... THE SAY HEY KID

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
He was born on May 6, 1931


died last year
BUT
as long as I have breath,
he will be alive and well
in my heart and soul 
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Quoting ROWAN + MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN

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Women should be
obscene and not heard
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Monday, May 5, 2025

PhotoVerio #900: A Bug Named KAFKA

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©©©
 
 is a
"cousin photo" of 
 
It is rarely displayed 
in public

© Oliverio

Legend has it 
that KAFKA
is a scout
for the 
Long Beach
Society

©©©
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PhotoVerio #899: Family Portrait ... OR

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OR
insert your title here:
__________
 
© Oliverio
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Sunday, May 4, 2025

Professor Dawson's Bad Day (Comic Relief #6319)

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GARY LARSON
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PhotoVerio #898: Art + Nature #285714

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© Oliverio
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Saturday, May 3, 2025

HAMMER Time

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My hands 
were shaking so hard
I started cursing
the buttons on my shirt

MICKEY SPILLANE
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Song Lyrics Inspired By ... The President Of The United States

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it's the beginning
of the end
 
Enemies: 
I have none
shot 'em down
with the funding gun
 
"Emperor"
is my middle name
think otherwise
and live in shame
 
MADE IN AMERICA
is my rally cry
or I'm gonna
spit in your eye
 
Now about this
Planet Earth
—thanks to me—
danger trumps mirth
 
I'll say it once
I'll say it loud,
we're going down
in a nuclear cloud
 
As they say in Carolina:
nothing could be finer
than to say that nuke
was made in China
***
 
© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857 
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Friday, May 2, 2025

Should I Be Fearful Of This Quote?

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Mrs. CarPeo
refers to the following
as her "favorite quote"
related to boxing


Everybody has a plan
until they get punched
in the mouth
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The Intersection Of ... ART + NATURE ... #142857

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PhotoVerio #897: Cheap Labor

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Feed them 
some crackers
and let
THE FLIGHT SHOW
begin
© Oliverio
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