It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, May 30, 2025

Attention: Aspiring Novelists ... I Mean this VERY SERIOUSLY

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Virtually all fiction 
is crime fiction
including 
one of the greatest novels 
ever written:
 ***
Fyodor Doestoevsky
may also be responsible
for the perfect 
 crime fiction
title
***
 
Despite having 
four copyrighted novels,
Oliverio is too embarrassed
to share any of them
but mighty proud
to have his name
"adjacent to"
 
However,
the GodFather of Math Trilogy
sliced, diced, and minced
those four novels
into 8000+
blogalicious pages
***
 
ASPIRING NOVELISTS:
please consider
the following hypothesis:
 
A successful 
homicide detective
is
symbolically
and intimately involved 
with 
LOGIC
 
Instead of having an orgasm,
he/she 
has the perpetrator
+
the criminal is ready
for the punishment
 !!!
 
The novel I have in mind
has to do with
a fictional word game
called
"Spelling Tree"
created and controlled
by someone with
a 4th grade dictionary
much to the chagrin
of a retired
but highly regarded
homicide detective 
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2 comments:

  1. I have an Aunt + Uncle in Chicago both of whom were homicide detectives
    but did not marry until te first anniversary of their mutual retirement.

    They refer to themselves as "Home Dicks."
    Both are in their mid-sixties but could easily pass for Forty-year-olds.

    ALSO...because of Pope Leo being a die-hard White Sox fan,
    my Jewish relatives have converted to Catholicism.

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    1. Oliverio says:

      Please give them my contact information

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