It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, August 21, 2025

Claudia Money And Report #428571

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I say for sure

Money got a raw deal
at the Dime Store
 
All she wanted
was pickles

Payment accepted
only in nickels

She walked softly
as the sky carried
a big stick

Going home meant
returning to
the big
[pretzel]

Claudia Money
was not broken
but her words
were mostly
unspoken

She slathered him 
with yesterday's
cream cheese

She knew how to please

She knew how to plead
to the Gods
above and below
and
in between

"He's gotta go"
"His days are numbered"
"He denies me growth"
"My nights un-slumbered"

Philadelphia cream cheese
filled his mouth
with cheap thrills
then she filled his
nostrils
 
Breath became sparse
but his penis was hard
as she dealt him
Death's card
!!!
 
In life and strife,
all we have
are devices
and her pickles
were all slices
creating
the not-so-cheap thrill:
every square inch
of his body
was inlaid 
with dill
 
Police report #428571
was short and tart:
 
This was not murder,
she created art
*** 
 
© Paul Oliverio ©
 
 
 
Instead of 
a jail cell,
Claudia Money
was given
performance space

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