It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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He Who Sits At Right Hand Of Leo Durocher ...
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Willie Mays
sits at the right hand
of Leo Durocher,
—his mentor and manager—
The young man
in the baseball uniform
is laughing loud enough
to be heard
≈seventy years≈
after the photograph
was taken
Willie Mays is laughing
because
—in 2026—
he sits at
the right hand
of God
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Unfortunately,
authorities higher than
Mr. Mays
and his seat-mates
will not allow me to name
the photographer
at this time
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Oliverio Word Of The Day
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= PHAITH =
Religion
for winners of
misspelling
contests
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© Oliverio ©
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Sunday, February 15, 2026
Dedicated To Chuck Berry + My Sweet Valentine
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I
was five years
in absentia
from my beloved
Long Beach Jetty
+
I was welcomed back
with a "duckwalk"
and
five boulder buddies
Both
© PhotoVerio #985.5 ©
images
were taken at 6AM
today
The "rubber duckwalk"
will make no one
forget
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Saturday, February 14, 2026
PhotoVerio #995: Eugene, Oregon
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For The Curator Of ... LBMA Downtown
PhotoVerio #994: Crack That Egg
Nine Days My Elder + Nine Times My Talent
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I thought I was
the Duke of Earl
when I made it
with a redheaded girl
in the back
of a chevrolet
Keeping the Faith
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Both were raised
on Long Island
Video Link has
deleteable advert
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Thursday, February 12, 2026
New Oliverio Word Of The Day
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MAN-FRO =
Hairstyle exclusively
for white men
enabling them
to impersonate
Black men
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I'm Laughing To Keep From Crying
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If
one-and-only-one
Song Title
could be tattooed
to my forehead,
it would be
It was originally performed
by
If
you are unfamiliar
with their music,
all you need to know
is this:
However,
requires a warning:
Anyone over the age of seven
listening to this song,
should have their
head examined
_____________© Oliverio ©
All of the music video links
have a deleteable advert
which you might
choose to watch
because
It's Your Thing
and you might want to
Twist And Shout
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When Bestie + You ... Have That 1 Ugly Moment
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The title above
inspired
the quote below
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If
I agree with you
100 percent
of the time
+
You agree with me
100 percent
of the time
Then
one of us
is redundant
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© Paul Oliverio ©
Of course,
this one ugly moment
resolved itself
quickly + beautifully
thanks to
the ancient art form
of letter-writing
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Wednesday, February 11, 2026
Darker Times ...
THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE ...
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THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE
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Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Artificial Brainiacs Inspired ... Oliverio's NEW WORD OF DAY
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HATTOO = Hat-shaped Tattoo
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© Oliverio ©
Add your
own image
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PhotoVerio #993: Man-Made Midnight Palm
PhotoVerio #992: Remote Possibilities
The Good, Better + Best News From The Courthouse
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THE SUPREME COURT
OF THE ELEPHANTINE EGO
has given me both its location&
the freedom to
"resume my blogoholic ways"
if and only if
there is a total absence
of comments
The judicial review board
has been delayed
due to
Post-Suberbowl
Media obligations
BUT
there will be
no media coverage
of my trial
***
Cat E. Clism
approves
this Page
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Sunday, February 8, 2026
HER Last Words To Me = Lo Siento
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Cat E. Clism's
last words to me
were in Spanish:
Lo Siento
Translated to English = "I'm Sorry"
but it sounded like
"You are my hot toddy"
All correspondence from her
was texted
New Oliverio Word ... Then Back To ... CAT E. CLISM
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MENIAC = More than one man
going bonkers
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Saturday, February 7, 2026
Third Page NOT Influenced by ... Cat E.Clism
Friday, February 6, 2026
Second Page NOT Influenced by ... Cat E.Clism
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PRELUDE TO A WEDDING PORTRAIT
Do you miss them at all?
Impossible to do so,
answered Paul
From a lack of love?
The exact opposite:
They are in
every breathe I breathe.
It's like they never did leave
Anything more you want to say?
Yes:
***
© Oliverio ©
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First Page NOT Influenced by ... CaT E.Clism
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IF
getting a divorce
from your spouse
was as easy as
getting a coffee
from Starbucks,
THEN
the murder rate
would drop
significantly
***
© Paul Oliverio ©
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Thursday, February 5, 2026
Geographic Art
PhotoVerio #991: Another 4th Street Power-Walk Photo
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Video link
has deleteable
advert
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PhotoVerio #990: This Rose Has Something To Say
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—as death approaches—
than I ever expressed
when I was
in full blossom."
Wednesday, February 4, 2026
Having Both Hatred + Eternal Gratitude For Tom Price
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An argument
to name
Evan Hunter's
best novel
would result in
blood-soaked
bar fights
ITALJust for the hell of it,
I'd throw a first punch
ITALif and only if
I'm wearing my
Super-Speed Keds
However,
THE MOST IMPORTANT NOVEL
written by the man
whose birth name is
is
not subject to dispute
The title of that book is
The Blackboard Junglex
Obviously not the only novel
—with film adaptation—
about a ghetto classroom
with a "virgin teacher"
BUT
it is the most important novel
in the vast domain
of the man
who is legally known as
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To those who believe
TO SIR WITH LOVE
is more important,
I would state that
Sidney Portier's
singing
is captured on film
of Evan Hunter's novel
but not
in the other classic film
TO SIR WITH LOVE
succeeded as a "musical"
but
Blackboard Jungle
is as musical as
the Disney-produced
film
"Mickey Urinates on Minnie Mouse"
The name of the teacher is
"Dadier
and the students
treat it like a Rubber Ducky
with a crew cut
exemplifies
perfect casting
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After writing
"The Wanderers,
The author I "hate"
had the distinct privilege
of working with
and
New York Knicks Super-fan
Spike Lee
in the film version
of another Price novel:
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________________
to express
my gratitude
to Mr. Price:
I am presently reading
the 50th Anniversary Edition of
The Blackboard Jungle
but
I am reading it
at a pace slower than
a heron on heroin
AND
I am doing so
without any guilt
Why?
This book junkie
could easily have read
The Wanderers
—in its entirety—
while sitting on the toilet
I say that
not to insult
the toilet
but because
virtually ALL
of my reading
is generally
fast-paced
OTHERWISE
idiot-guilt
smothers my soul
BUT
Pricee's Bronx-based novel
proved so revolting
as to change
my attitude
about
slow-reading:
I am immensely enjoying
every sentence, paragraph
chapter, and scenario
of Blackoard Jungle
because each page
has crystal clarity
only after each word
is read five times
Thanks to Tom Price
for this uplifting
Attitudinal Adjustment
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CAT E. CLISM ... Green-Lighted This Page
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resembles a divining rod
that is capable of
splitting the earth
into 28 pieces
of equal volume
Then each piece
is stripped
of one dimension
and
converted into
a grade school book entitled
UNIVERSAL UNDERSTANDING
OF THE UNIVERSE
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Unfortunately,
when Ms. Clism
referred to
"The first order of business."
it had nothing to do with
this "Social Ambassador's"
exclusive access
to a Super Bowl commercial:
I am required to
compromise
my hatred of an author
as stated
in the previous page
See You There
+
Thank you Ms. Clism
for allowing me
to conclude
this page with
© Oliverio ©
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Tuesday, February 3, 2026
A Novelist I Hate ... With Ethnic Justification
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If
you read
a specific
ten-page chapter
of this "novel"
you would be
mind-numbingly awestruck
by the deadly behavior
of Italian street gangs
in the Bronx
You could easily
repeat that process
with a much shorter chapter
Virtually
everyone in the novel
is from one
of three generations
of Italians
and
ALL of them
speak in the most imitated dialect
that does not involve
black folk
My birthplace
—Hunts Point—
is mentioned
on the third page
and possibly
someone three blocks away
heard me screech
with delight
while reading that page
at 3AM on my
smoke/coffee-stained patio
I know the fuh-getabout-it
speech pattern
more than I care to admit
and I began life as
a third-generation
full-blooded
Italian,
rarely spending a Sunday
with less than
ten family members
and half as many bowls
of delicious pasta
to feed us
YET
only one
of eleven members
of the middle generation
duplicated
that immigrant dialect
as opposed to
other siblings
[Aunt Kay/Aunt Jean]
being mothers of
a paternal cousin
who introduced me to
Ernest Hemingway
+
a maternal cousin
who introduced me to
Catcher In The Rye
One on those cousins
became a very successful
Long Island dentist
and the other
is best remembered
as being verbally assaulted
by Ted Koppel:
my cousin Richard
was the public face
of something called
There is no link for the dentist
because he is alive and well
and still painfully refusing
to correspond with me
But the reason I hate
—author of The Wanderers—
is because that book
reads as-if
all Italian-Americans
have no choice
but to become
murderers, thieves or prostitutes
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The two "chapters" mentioned
at the top of this page
are legitimately known as
while the rest of
The Wanderers
is the conjunction of
+
steaming bowls
of spaghetti & meatballs
BUT
the book
sold enough copies
for the author
to presently live
in a five-storey
estate
overlooking
the East River
—Undeniably—
became
a successful movie
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Regarding
authored words
as give-and-take,
2 good vignettes
does not
a novel make
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