It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, March 28, 2026

My Car Is Going To An Art Gallery ... Thanks To Dr. Rorschach

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© PhotoVerio #1010.5

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PhotoVerio #1010: Corkscrew Exercise

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©     Oliverio    ©
 
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PhotoVerio #1019: Church Of The Vertical Sidewalk

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© Oliverio

 Presently known as 
Pilgrim State,
this is 
the seventh denomination
in its seventy-seventh 
year of existence
 
Originally,
the church 
was known as
   
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The Supreme Court Of The Elephantine Ego Demands ...

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ASAP 
 
demands that Mr. Oliverio
post images related to
the following: 
Religion + Pilates + Love + Rorschach
 
If they are devoid of humor, 
you will be devoid 
     of Freedom         
 
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Thursday, March 26, 2026

For Crimes He May Have Or May Not Have Commit

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Court is now in session 
 

 
In January, 2026, 
fifty McDonald's customers
—throughout California—
were given advance notice
"exclusively"
about the company's
upcoming 
Superbowl Halftime ad
 
They were informed by
an internet voice
identifying herself as
Cat-E-Clism
 
But one
—and only one—
of these fifty people 
boasted extravagantly
about this information,
claiming to be
"a parking lot ambassador"
 
Whatever the hell that means
 
All of the above was 
mouthed by Booze
except for the loud interjection
which was shouted by 
the masked Judge
identified as
LT
______________
________
 

The man on trial
—Paul Oliverio—
had already identified
"Booze"
as 
 
He now identified
LT 
as
 
Considered by many to be
the greatest linebacker
to ever play 
in the NFL 
***
 
To Be Continued 
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Wednesday, March 25, 2026

The Superbowl Ad That Never Aired ... But Cost $$$$ ...

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It featured a full-size 
NFL field
that we will represent 
in miniature
 
On each numbered yard marker,
there was an 
NFL Hall of Famer,
—identified by his team jersey—
nine 
American Football Conference
Hall of Famers
on one side
facing nine
Nine
National Football Conference
Hall of Famers
 
Four more
Hall of Famers
—with whistles—
were spread across the field
 
When they blew their whistles,
the opposing 
Hall of Famers
walked out
to meet their opposite
 
They body-bumped
each other
three times
then more whistles
 
Suddenly,
the stadium sound system
blasted 
music
and the players
danced
Cheek-to-Cheek
—but helmeted— 
across the field
and 
into the tunnel
!!!
!!!
 !!! 

 
End of the Superbowl Ad
that never aired 
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ROLAND TOPOR ... Crucifix?

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ROLAND TOPOR
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026

A Song List For My Grandfather

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A custom tailor
who designed suits
for the Everly Brothers
was my Grandfather,
JOE ANASTASIO
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PhotoVerio #1018: The Wall

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© Oliverio ©

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If You Are Going To Read One Film Script ...

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Let It Be
Written by Paddy Chayevsky

 With or without
curvature,
this quote is from an
Academy Award Winning
script 
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Sunday, March 22, 2026

PhotoVerio #1017: Do Not Touch

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Some of us
do not have to be told
© Oliverio ©
 
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Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been ...

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Are you now
or 
have you eve been
a McDonalds stockholder?
 
NO
was my response to
the Supreme Court
of 
the Elephantine Ego
 
This was good news
because
McDonalds
was responsible for
the most expensive
Superbowl ad
—that never aired—
 
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 The next page 
is
Here   
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Saturday, March 21, 2026

Plowdown With Shadow + Storm Clouds

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© PhotoVerio #1016.5
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PhotoVerio #1016: Charcoal Road Map

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© Oliverio ©

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Thursday, March 19, 2026

The Second British Invasion

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was led by 
the Beatles, the Rolling Stones,
the Who, the Kinks,
Dave Clark Five, Manfred Mann
and 
too many
brilliant Rock n' Rollers
to hyperlink.
 
Their success and influence
is impossible to measure.
 
HOWEVER,
if the first British invasion
had been half as successful,
this year 
we would be celebrating
250 years of dancing to
bagpipe music
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Add Your Own Title ...

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PhotoVerio #1015.5
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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

PhotoVerio #1015: Palm Mystery ... Sic Sic Sic

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© Oliverio ©
 
This page 
may now
have been 
posted twice 
If so I hope it's
twice as nice  
 
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PhotoVerio #1013: Sunrise Duck Line With Red Star

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© Oliverio ©
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Monday, March 16, 2026

Logik Is The Key To Suckcess ... Sic Sic Sic

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Logik
is the thinking pattern
based on 
premise + conclusion
symbolically represented by
If 
A implies B
and B implies C
Then
D does not 
give a damn
about
all of the above
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© Oliverio © 
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Introducing Sammy Davis Rose ...

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If this rose could sing,
it would be
singing
 
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 PhotoVerio #1012.5
may have 
a deleteable advert 
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Sunday, March 15, 2026

PhotoVerio #1012: Cabbage Patch Orgy

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© Oliverio ©
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He Caused Nightmares In The Publishing World

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Written with
simplicity and lucidity,
wrote high school math books
in paperback form
that were not torture
in a student's backpack
 
However,
the schoolbook division 
of the publishing world
went into a state of shock
 
"So what if he makes it easier
to understand math,
he is seriously cutting into 
our profit margin! 

"We do not need an educated world,
we need a world
that never compromises
our profits and control"
 
❗❗$$❗❗

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Saturday, March 14, 2026

PhotoVerio #1011: Drive This Way

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© Oliverio             2015

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PhotoVerio #1010: Walk This Way

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" ... To Be Tried By A Jury Of My Fears" ... Sic Sic Sic

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My trial for crimes
I may
—or may not have—
commit
might not be happening
because
(weeks ago) 
I received  this notification:
 
BUT today is March 14, 2026

Yet,
the pun in the title
of this page
about 
My Fears
has heightened
paranoia
to the point where
I am looking over my shoulders
while I am lying down
 
My Fears 
about what may be
non-existent crimes
are based on 
a Superbowl Halftime ad
sponsored by 
McDonalds
 
The Superbowl is a game
and what I really need is 
  a game plan:
 
Within eighty-eight hours,
I will post 
EVERYTHING
relevant to my trial
excluding all the restrictions
placed on this Blog
and all the jabberwocky
in between 
 
❗❗❗
 
© Oliverio ©  
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Thursday, March 12, 2026

Quoting The Road Divider

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"If the sunrise is yellow,
why should I be any other color?" 
© PhotoVerio #1009.5

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PhotoVerio #1009: Not A Postcard

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       ©©©   It is my photograph     ©©©         
12/8/8
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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

This Should Mean NOTHING To You ... BUT

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It means the world to me! 
 

 It is a spectral image
of my Parents
 
💜💜💜
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The Greatest Brooklyn Bridge Painting Never Seen ... Until Now ...

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 When you grow up
in the shadows
of the Brooklyn Bridge
with an easel
next to your bed
 
This can be the result:
 ©Carol Ann Robson©   a/k/a Mrs CarPeo  
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Inverted Inheritance From My Father

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was 
a soft-spoken man
 
I never heard him 
raise his voice
BUT
his son
is
—indisputably— 
a loud-mouthed Italian
who can sometimes
be heard
across whatever distance
is between
you and him
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Monday, March 9, 2026

What Didn't Happen On My Father's Birthday ... Page Two

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I fully expected
and his
Partners in Crime
Partners in Criminal Justice
to have determined
my guilt or innocence
regarding crimes
I may or may not have
actually commit
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IT Happened On My Father's 110th Birthday ... Page One

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My Father's 110th birthday
was three days ago
and Mrs. CarPeo
was 
incredibly tolerant
of my inherited
chain-smoking
and charcoal-eyed 
misbehavior
 
BUT
the most profound memory
is not pretty:
 
is an extremely popular
word-guessing puzzle
to which I am addicted
 
It appears daily 
in the 
New York Times
+
my third 180-day streak
of correct answers 
and 99% ranking
came to an end
!!!
 

 
 
  
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PhotoVerio #1008: Milan At Midnight

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© Oliverio         December 2008
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Sunday, March 8, 2026

The Rose On My Nose ...

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The rose on my nose
makes me stand 
on my toes
© Mrs. CarPeo ©
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Saturday, March 7, 2026

CHANGES: A Song By PHIL OCHS

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Video link 
may have
deleteable
advert 
 
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More Than One Way To Kill A Treee

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© PhotoVerio #1007.5
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