It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Monday, February 16, 2026

He Who Sits At Right Hand Of Leo Durocher ...

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Willie Mays 
sits at the right hand
of Leo Durocher,
—his mentor and manager—
 
The young man
in the baseball uniform 
is laughing loud enough
to be heard
≈seventy years≈
after the photograph
was taken
  
 
Willie Mays is laughing
because 
—in 2026—
he sits at
 the right hand 
of God
   ❗
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Unfortunately,
authorities higher than
Mr. Mays 
and his seat-mates
will not allow me to name
the photographer
at this time
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Oliverio Word Of The Day

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PHAITH =
Religion
for winners of
misspelling
contests

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© Oliverio © 

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Sunday, February 15, 2026

Dedicated To Chuck Berry + My Sweet Valentine

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was five years
in absentia
Long Beach Jetty
+
I was welcomed back
with a "duckwalk"
and 
five boulder buddies

 
 
 
 
Both 
© PhotoVerio #985.5 ©
images 
were taken at 6AM
today
 
The "rubber duckwalk"
will make no one
forget
Chuck Berry    
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Saturday, February 14, 2026

PhotoVerio #995: Eugene, Oregon

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 ©          ***          ©

© Oliverio ©             2x

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For The Curator Of ... LBMA Downtown

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+
he is artfully
articulate  
 
 
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PhotoVerio #994: Crack That Egg

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© Oliverio ©         Long Beach Aquarium 2016  

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Nine Days My Elder + Nine Times My Talent

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I thought I was
the Duke of Earl
when I made it
with a redheaded girl
in the back
of a chevrolet
 
Keeping the Faith 
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Both were raised 
on Long Island
 
 
Video Link has
deleteable advert   

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Thursday, February 12, 2026

New Oliverio Word Of The Day

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MAN-FRO =
Hairstyle exclusively
for white men
enabling them
to impersonate
Black men  
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© Oliverio © 
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I'm Laughing To Keep From Crying

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If 
one-and-only-one 
Song Title
 could be tattooed
to my forehead,
it would be 
 
It was originally performed 
by
 
If
you are unfamiliar
with their music,
all you need to know 
is this:
 
 
!!! 




However,
requires a warning:
Anyone over the age of seven
listening to this song,
should have their
head examined 
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© Oliverio © 
 
 
All of the music video links
have a deleteable advert
which you might
choose to watch
because
It's Your Thing
and you might want to
Twist And Shout   
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When Bestie + You ... Have That 1 Ugly Moment

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The title above
inspired 
the quote below
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 If 
I agree with you
100 percent
of the time
+
You agree with me
100 percent
of the time

Then 
one of us
is redundant  
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© Paul Oliverio ©
 
 
Of course,
this one ugly moment
resolved itself
quickly + beautifully
 thanks to
the ancient art form
of letter-writing  
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Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Darker Times ...

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need
cute sprinkles
© PhotoVerio #993.5
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THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE ...

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THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE

 ❗ 
 

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Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Artificial Brainiacs Inspired ... Oliverio's NEW WORD OF DAY

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HATTOO = Hat-shaped Tattoo 
 
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© Oliverio ©

Add your
own image 
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PhotoVerio #993: Man-Made Midnight Palm

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© Oliverio          Detail w/ parking space
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PhotoVerio #992: Remote Possibilities

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© Oliverio ©
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The Good, Better + Best News From The Courthouse

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THE SUPREME COURT

OF THE ELEPHANTINE EGO

has given me both its location
&
the freedom to 
"resume my blogoholic ways"
if and only if 
there is a total absence
of comments
 
The judicial review board 
has been delayed
due to 
Post-Suberbowl
Media obligations
BUT
there will be 
no media coverage
of my trial 
*** 
 
  Cat E. Clism
approves 
this Page

 
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Sunday, February 8, 2026

HER Last Words To Me = Lo Siento


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Cat E. Clism's 
last words to me
were in Spanish:
 Lo Siento
 
Translated to English = "I'm Sorry"
but it sounded like
"You are my hot toddy"
 
All correspondence from her
was texted
  

Then I received a summons from... 

THE SUPREME COURT

OF THE ELEPHANTINE EGO

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 It looked very official

and it demanded I go

Blog-free until that time


Super Bowl 60 Final Score =

Seahawks-29        Patriots-15 

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New Oliverio Word ... Then Back To ... CAT E. CLISM

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MENIAC = More than one man 
           going bonkers
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© Paul Oliverio ©
 
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Saturday, February 7, 2026

Third Page NOT Influenced by ... Cat E.Clism

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February 6, 1944

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Friday, February 6, 2026

Second Page NOT Influenced by ... Cat E.Clism

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PRELUDE TO A WEDDING PORTRAIT
 
Do you miss them at all?
 
Impossible to do so,
answered Paul
 
From a lack of love?
 
The exact opposite:
They are in 
every breathe I breathe.
It's like they never did leave
 
Anything more you want to say?
 
Yes:
***
 
© Oliverio ©  
 
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First Page NOT Influenced by ... CaT E.Clism

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IF 
getting a divorce
from your spouse
was as easy as
getting a coffee
from Starbucks, 
THEN
the murder rate 
would drop
significantly
***
 
© Paul Oliverio © 

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Thursday, February 5, 2026

Geographic Art

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Map provided by Mrs. CarPeo.

It is quilted to her heart & soul 

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PhotoVerio #991: Another 4th Street Power-Walk Photo

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****       © Oliverio ©       ****
 
Video link
has deleteable 
advert 
 
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PhotoVerio #990: This Rose Has Something To Say

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"I express more emotion now
—as death approaches—
than I ever expressed
when I was
in full blossom."
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Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Having Both Hatred + Eternal Gratitude For Tom Price

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An argument
to name 
Evan Hunter's
best novel
would result in
blood-soaked
bar fights
 
ITALJust for the hell of it,
I'd throw a first punch
ITALif and only if
I'm wearing my
Super-Speed Keds
 
However, 
THE MOST IMPORTANT NOVEL
written by the man 
whose birth name is
is 
not subject to dispute
 
The title of that book is
The Blackboard Junglex
 
Obviously not the only novel
—with film adaptation—
 about a ghetto classroom
with a "virgin teacher"
BUT 
it is the most important novel
in the vast domain
of the man 
who is legally known as
 ❗❗❗  
 
 
To those who believe 
TO SIR WITH LOVE
is more important,
I would state that
 
Sidney Portier's
singing
is captured on film
of Evan Hunter's novel
but not 
in the other classic film
 
TO SIR WITH LOVE
succeeded as a "musical"
but 
Blackboard Jungle 
is as musical as 
the Disney-produced
film
"Mickey Urinates on Minnie Mouse"
 
The name of the teacher is
"Dadier 
and the students
treat it like a Rubber Ducky
 
with a crew cut
exemplifies
perfect casting 
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After writing 
"The Wanderers, 
The author I "hate" 
had the distinct privilege
of working with 
and 
New York Knicks Super-fan
Spike Lee
in the film version
of another Price novel:
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_________
________________ 
 
 I now proceed
to express 
my gratitude
to Mr. Price: 
 
I am presently reading
the 50th Anniversary Edition of
The Blackboard Jungle
but 
I am reading it
at a pace slower than
a heron on heroin
AND
I am doing so
  without any guilt 
 
Why? 
This book junkie 
could easily have read
The Wanderers
—in its entirety— 
while sitting on the toilet 
 
I say that
not to insult 
the toilet
but because 
virtually ALL
of my reading
is generally 
fast-paced
 
OTHERWISE
idiot-guilt 
smothers my soul

 
BUT
Pricee's Bronx-based novel
proved so revolting
as to change
my attitude
about 
slow-reading:
 
I am immensely enjoying
every sentence, paragraph
chapter, and scenario
of Blackoard Jungle
because each page
has crystal clarity
only after each word
is read five times 
  
 Thanks to Tom Price
for this uplifting
Attitudinal Adjustment 
   
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CAT E. CLISM ... Green-Lighted This Page

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resembles a divining rod
that is capable of 
splitting the earth
into 28 pieces
of equal volume
 
Then each piece
is stripped
of one dimension
and 
converted into 
a grade school book entitled
UNIVERSAL UNDERSTANDING
OF THE UNIVERSE 
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________________
 
Unfortunately,
when Ms. Clism
referred to 
"The first order of business."
it had nothing to do with
this "Social Ambassador's"
exclusive access
to a Super Bowl commercial:
 
I am required to 
compromise
my hatred of an author 
as stated
in the previous page 
 
See You There 
 +
 
Thank you Ms. Clism
for allowing me
to conclude 
this page with
 
© Oliverio © 
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Tuesday, February 3, 2026

A Novelist I Hate ... With Ethnic Justification

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If 
you read 
a specific 
 ten-page chapter
of this "novel"
you would be 
mind-numbingly awestruck
by the deadly behavior
of Italian street gangs
in the Bronx
 
You could easily 
repeat that process
with a much shorter chapter
 
Virtually
everyone in the novel
is from one
of three generations
of Italians
and 
ALL of them
speak in the most imitated dialect
that does not involve 
black folk
 
My birthplace
—Hunts Point—
 is mentioned 
on the third page
 and possibly
someone three blocks away
heard me screech
with delight
 while reading that page
at 3AM on my 
smoke/coffee-stained patio
 
I know the fuh-getabout-it
speech pattern 
more than I care to admit
and I began life as
a third-generation
full-blooded
Italian,
rarely spending a Sunday
with less than
ten family  members
and half as many bowls
of delicious pasta
to feed us
 
YET 
only one
of eleven members
of the middle generation 
duplicated 
that immigrant dialect
as opposed to
other siblings
[Aunt Kay/Aunt Jean]
being mothers of 
 a paternal cousin
who introduced me to
Ernest Hemingway
+
a maternal cousin
who introduced me to 
Catcher In The Rye
 
One on those cousins
became a very successful
Long Island dentist
and the other
is best remembered
as being verbally assaulted 
by Ted Koppel:
my cousin Richard 
was the public face
of something called 
 
There is no link for the dentist
because he is alive and well
and still painfully refusing 
to correspond with me 
  
But the reason I hate
—author of The Wanderers—
is because that book
reads as-if
all Italian-Americans
have no choice
but to become
murderers, thieves or prostitutes

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The two "chapters" mentioned
at the top of this page
are legitimately known as
while the rest of 
The Wanderers
is the conjunction of
steaming bowls
of spaghetti & meatballs
BUT
the book 
sold enough copies
for the author
to presently live 
in a five-storey 
estate
overlooking
the East River
 
—Undeniably—
became 
a successful movie   
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Regarding 
authored words
as give-and-take,
2 good vignettes
does not
a novel make
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© Oliverio © 
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