It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, March 26, 2026

For Crimes He May Have Or May Not Have Commit

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Court is now in session 
 

 
In January, 2026, 
fifty McDonald's customers
—throughout California—
were given advance notice
"exclusively"
about the company's
upcoming 
Superbowl Halftime ad
 
They were informed by
an internet voice
identifying herself as
Cat-E-Clism
 
But one
—and only one—
of these fifty people 
boasted extravagantly
about this information,
claiming to be
"a parking lot ambassador"
 
Whatever the hell that means
 
All of the above was 
mouthed by Booze
except for the loud interjection
which was shouted by 
the masked Judge
identified as
LT
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The man on trial
—Paul Oliverio—
had already identified
"Booze"
as 
Emerson Boozer
 
He now identified
LT 
as
 
Considered by many to be
the greatest linebacker
to ever play 
in the NFL 
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To Be Continued 
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