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23 Mormons
in
a
large parking lot
were flexing
their
door-knocking skills
on random
car windows
Often,
profanity
—or semi-naked teenagers–
greeted
this nuisance squad
But
one of the
Mormon leaders
had overdosed
on
Milk of Magnesia
Instead of
"Repent,"
this Mormon
told people to
"Repaint"
:::
"Repaint"
:::
"Repaint"
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The following week,
HOME DEPOT
offered Mormons
a
20 Percent discount
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© Oliverio ©
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In the world of Comparative Religions...
ReplyDeleteboth the Mormons and the Jehovah's Witnesses
are known as pests
for their uncanny need to knock
on the doors of private residences
whose occupants are having their privacy violated
-Oliverio