It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Friday, March 10, 2017

The Mathematics Of The Mating Game ... As Questioned By JB

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To what extent might human relationships
be expressed in a mathematical
or logical formula...
What signs might be placed
between the integers?

Plus and minus, self-evidently;
sometimes multiplication
and yes: division.

But these signs are limited.
Thus an entirely failed relationship
might be expressed in loss/minus
and division/reduction,
showing a total zero.

Whereas, an entirely successful one
can be represented by both
addition and multiplication.

But what of most relationships?

Do they not require to be expressed
in notations which are logically insoluble?

The Sense of an Ending

Quote is from page 94
of this edition
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Reverse Order

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Youth is about acting before thinking. 
Adulthood is thinking before acting.  
Youth dances with delusions. 
Maturity cuts in on that dance
and changes the music.
 
Adulthood is about denying 
what once made you happy
and not stepping on 
your own two feet. 

But not always.
 
Thankfully.


Paul Oliverio
(1998) 

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Footnote
REVERSE ORDER is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.

It was originally posted in May, 2014
but I needed to see it again.
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STREET ART UTOPIA (#29): Tribute To Rene Magritte

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Pejac 
Camouflage

The next
STREET ART UTOPIA
page is 
here. 
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CarPeo Set Piece ... [#53] ... Between The Clouds

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© Mrs. CarPeo 
Sunset at Alamitos Beach

[#54]
is
here. 
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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

The 77th Bullet: How To Keep The Friend Ship From Capsizing

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It is not true that you must
spend to befriend
but it is a surefire way to avoid
the un-friending process.

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 Footnotes
THE 77th BULLET  is the copyrighted property of  LCSoL.

Only the first 45 Bullets are linked together
because we do not want to make life easy
for our favorite thieves.
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Our Shining Son ... Caramelo CarPeo Is An Octo-Millionaire

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Our chimerical offspring  is no pinball wizard
but he has a Ph.D in Puzzelocity.

Our child was born in Avatar Alley. 

Caramelo has amassed considerable wealth, 
if such a thing can be measured
in the coinage of conundrums:
the points given for puzzle-solving.

He presently has 8,316,892 points.


Nicknamed "Taffy," the CarPeo by-product
has two heroes: Blake Griffin and Mike Trout.

We might take him to a Los Angeles Clipper
basketball game this Saturday to celebrate
his Grandfather's 101st birthday.

His Grandfather was no chimera!
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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Photoverio © (#237): Aerial Ballet

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© Oliverio

Terpsichorean Seagulls
on Soft Surf, with Seaglets,
Wingless Cranes and Smog Wrap 
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Photoverio © (#236): Groundhog View In Black & White

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© Oliverio
Long Beach Museum of Art
Bicycle Rack
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Sunday, March 5, 2017

A Grandiose Park Visit From Twenty Years Ago

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 Shenendoah National Park
was so much fun,
I remember it
nine times as well
as I should have.

  
  
© Oliverio 
Family Visit,
1997

The family made sure
my will was written
before this photograph
was taken.
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Question And Answer

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QUESTION
What do you get when 
the brush-chromed wall
of an elevator gets intimate
with the flourescent lighting?

ANSWER

© Oliverio
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Photoverio © (#235): This Is NOT An Exit

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© Oliverio

It is a detail from a 
Waterfront Art Museum 
glass wall
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Thursday, March 2, 2017

If You Think

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If you think this country's free
you must be long on cash
and short on scrutiny.

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Oreste Basaldella: The Artist Known As Afro

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Yellow Country 
(1956)


Untitled 
(1964)


The Rules 
(1969)
↑↑
The Art

The Artist
↓↓

Oreste Basaldella
(1912-1976)

also known as
AFRO 

The three paintings
featured here are part of
The Peggy Guggenheim Collection. 

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She Said ... He Said ... (He/She #51) ©

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"Leaving the toilet seat up
  is definitely cause for justifiable anger."

"Justifiable anger: maybe. 
  But definitely not justifiable homicide."

"What are you talking about?
  If I was feeling homicidal, I would have
  used a sledge hammer instead of
  a ball peen hammer."

"True...and you only boxed 
  one of my ears, not both."

"So are you going to apologize
  for calling me homicidal?"

"I'm sorry, dear. As long as 
  you have a hammer in your hand,
  I will apologize to you twenty-four/seven."

"You are forgiven." 
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CarPeo Set Piece ... [#52] ... The Psalm Before The Storm

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torrential rains
paralyzed the city

Psalm #142857:
Nothing is more beautiful
than clouds in the sky,
especially when viewed
on the doorstep
of disaster.


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FOOTNOTE
The Institute of Inane Research
has determined that
Psalm 142857
can be found in
the King James Brown Bible,
a/k/a,
The Get on the Good Foot Bible.

The next CarPeo Set Piece is
here.
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