It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, October 7, 2017

What You See Below This Title Is Not A Hyperlink To Fake News

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Friday, October 6, 2017

The Only Thing It Needs [HKu #45]

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Anger is never in need of truth:
All it needs is ventilation.

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Footnotes
THE ONLY THING IT NEEDS is the copyrighted property
of the  Lewis Carroll School of Logic.

The next GoFather Haiku page is
here.
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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Puerto Rico Issues Travel Ban

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Reported by

Andy Borowitz

The next
GoFather/Trump
page is
here

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A Few Words About Thinking From Someone Full Of Thoughts

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Our poets have stopped
wanting to think ever since
they think they heard
the philosophers say that
thought is no longer
supposed to be
a matter of thinking,
but rather of living.

Life is to blame for everything.
But in God's name:
What is living?

Robert Musil
Posthumous Papers
of a Living Author  

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Tuesday, October 3, 2017

His Talent Was The Opposite Of "Petty" ... May He Rest In Peace

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She was an American girl
raised on promises

She couldn't help thinking that there
was a little more to life
somewhere else

After all it was a great big world
with lots of places to run to
...

American Girl
(song commences after advert)
Born: October 20, 1950
Died October 2, 2017

Rest in peace, Tom

You will now be reunited
with your next-door neighbor,
Garry Shandling
who also passed away
at age sixty-six  
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Robert Earl Keen And THE GREAT HANK ... And The VW Bug

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When I was only sixteen years old
I went from Houston to Abilene

With a spunky
stunningly handsome woman
in a Volkswagen Bug

She was grown
with some kids all her own.


A commitment-free divorcee,
and I was a man in love.


We had only one 8-track tape
but it was of the late
great 
Hank Williams
and we sang
in two-part harmony

"Hey good lookin',
how's about cookin'

Something up with me"



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Please Add Your Image To Scott Fitzgerald's Words

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She was gone 
before he realized it.
She was only the back of her hair
curling up around her hat.

Travel Together

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Footnote
The next Fitzgerald page is
here. 
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Sunday, October 1, 2017

What The Ken Burns VIET NAM WAR Documentary Ignored

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...




And it looks like it
could have happened
anywhere but this
is just four images of the
VIET NAM WAR
documentary,
co-created by Ken Burns.

I could have selected
as many as forty-thousand
images of the war that,
indisputably,
the United States
LOST.

Everything you ever wanted
to know about
the Southeast Asian
conflict is within the ten-part
TWENTY HOUR
documentary.

That includes significant
interviews with
North Viet Nam soldiers,
i.e.,
the people our soldiers
were sent to kill.

The only thing missing
from this mind-numbing
must-watch series is
THE EXTENSION OF
THE VIET NAM MEMORIAL WALL

The Memorial Wall
in Washington DC
 lists the names
of more than 58,000 Americans
who died in Viet Nam.

The Wall was completed in 1982.

The United States of America's
involvement in the Viet Nam War
ended in 1973.

But an extension of
the Memorial wall should include
the name
Raymond H. Peterssen
who died on February 9, 2012.

Raymond, a Marine
—like his father—
was in Viet Nam
from 1969 through 1971.

For thirty-nine years after
the conflict ended,
Ray Peterssen's body
was poisoned by
Agent Orange,
the herbicidal perfume
that we sprayed
all over Viet Nam. 

The presence of Agent Orange
in Raymond's liver
finally killed him
in 2012.

I have yet to talk to
an American Viet Nam veteran
who does not know
a fellow veteran
who died under the same
delayed circumstances.

There are many, many other names
that can be added to
the extension of
The Viet Nam Memorial Wall. 

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This Quote Is From Either Kierkegaard Or Kafka ... So I Thought ... But Then I'm Thinking About ... Tronald Dump Donald Trump

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One can prove the existence of God
by standing on one foot
but it is better to kneel
on two knees
to thank God
for existing


The quote may be slightly paraphrased
but I first encountered it
at least fifty years ago
when I thought acquaintance
with Kafka and Kierkegaard
made me grateful
for my existence

IT IS MENTIONED HERE,
HOWEVER,
BECAUSE LAST YEAR,
A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE
GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE,
BEFORE A FOOTBALL GAME
BEGAN

ONE YEAR LATER,
THAT GESTURE SET OFF
A FIRESTORM
OF INSANITY AND INANITY
IN THAT THING CALLED

BUT THE FIRESTORM
WAS MERE FIREWOOD
FOR THE PRESIDENT'S  
JOCK ITCH SUPPORTERS
OF THE CAUCASION
PERSUASION

THE FIREWOOD
KEEPS THOSE SUPPORTERS
WARM AND COZY
AND OBLIVIOUS
TO THE DUPLICITOUS
 (AND DUMBILICIOUS)
NATURE THAT IS THEIR 
"WHITE KNIGHT"
               
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Footnote
The next GoFather/Trump page is  here
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What Is It About That Thing Called Love

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Is it north, south
east or west

at its worst
or at its best

it has got legs
faster than
its eyes

it has got volume
ever-changing 
size

it is good, it is bad
with a launching pad

for that thing
called hate

early or late

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Footnote
WHAT IS IT ABOUT THAT THING CALLED LOVE
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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Saturday, September 30, 2017

I Am Teaching Myself How NOT To Be A Liar

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If I were to say
either...

A) I will quit smoking 
next week.

B) I will quit smoking
as a New Year's resolution.

C) I will quit smoking.

Then...

If what I say is choice A ...
and I do not quit smoking next week,
then I am a liar.

If what I say is choice B ...
and come next January 1,
I am still smoking,
then I am a liar.
 
However,
if what I say is choice C ...
and I do not quit smoking
within a year,
I am not  a liar
because I did not specify
when I would quit
smoking.

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A Nonsensical Nonsence Poem

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The nonsense splattered
across the room

Verbs, nouns, adjectives
went to neutral corners
assessing the absurdity
the syllables
the syllabus
the silly bull
and all other
parts of speech

Verbs, nouns, adjectives
went to neutral corners,
kowtowing to each other
in proper order

Then everything
made sense

© Paul Oliverio ©

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The Reason Why MAD Magazine Is Must-Reading

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"But I don't want to go
 among mad people,"
 Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that,"
  said the Cat:
"we're all mad here.
  I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad,"
  asked Alice.

"You must be,"
  said the Cat,
"or you wouldn't have come here."


  Lewis Carroll 
  Alice In Wonderland
Illustration by

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But is this possibly the reason why
Alfred E. Neuman has never been portrayed as Alice in Wonderland ?
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Friday, September 29, 2017

STREET ART UTOPIA (#33): Let It Rain

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Chris Wiedmann

The next
Street Art Utopia
page is
here
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Thursday, September 28, 2017

From The Long Beach Jetty Parking Lot ... [ pST #26]

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© Oliverio
On the Rock



The next 
Superimposed Text page
is
here 




The p in the title
stands for
photoverio
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