It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Sunday, January 14, 2018

The 89th Bullet: Back By Popular Demand

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God gave man religion
because He did not
need it for Himself
 
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 Footnotes
THE 89th BULLET 
is the copyrighted property of  LCSoL.

Only the first 45 Bullets are linked together
because we do not want to make life easy
for our favorite thieves.

This bullet originally
appeared in the voice of
Willie Innardz   ________________________________________________________________________________________________


Thursday, January 11, 2018

Unearthing The 2028 Republican Presidential Candidate

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Predicting Oprah Winfrey wins
requires little imagination.

Predicting she would
succeed well enough to win
re-election in 2024 also
requires little imagination.

But then
...what happens in 2028...
requires a look at recent history.

Being elected the 2nd black President
requires a brief look
at the 1st black President.

Barack Obama did well enough
to be re-elected
BUT
—through no fault of his own—
made Hatred fashionable.

His Presidency
gave birth to the Tea party,
the Alt-right, and Trumpocracy.
NOW
imagine how compounded
that Hatred would become
after eight years
of another black President
...
The people who gave us
President Trump
would dig up the remains
of the Master Hater
of the 20th Century
and give us
a candidate named
Adolph Hitler. 


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Footnote
The next GoFather/Trump page is  here
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Pythagoras Said ... Music Is The Mathematics Of The Goods Gods

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The highlighted song is from
the least known artist
on this list:
Steve Poltz
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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

I Just Remembered To Post This Quote About Memory

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Memory strikes me
as a kind of dumbness.
It makes one's head heavy and giddy
as if one were not looking back down
the receding perspectives of time
but rather down on the earth
from a great height,
from one of those towers
whose tops are lost
to view in the clouds.

The Emigrants
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The blurbs have some blur
but they also have
a whole lot of accuracy

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Tuesday, January 9, 2018

A Warning Worth Reading ... From A Very Stable Genius

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Read all about it
here

The next
GoFather/Trump
page is
there 

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Monday, January 8, 2018

She Saw The See Saw (Comic Relief #2065)

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Tom Cheney

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Footnote
Mrs. CarPeo found this cartoon
and titled the page.
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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Photoverio #282: Upward Vertical Mobility

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© Oliverio
HER Favorite Rose
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Photoverio #281: Simple Geometry

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© Oliverio
Hazeburg '05
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Two Views Of Arizona From Two Different Decades

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2006

2018

The top photograph
was taken by Paul Oliverio

The bottom photograph
was taken by a scout
for Salvador Dali

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Footnote
The 2006 photograph is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic 
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New Yorker Funny Or Not New Yorker Funny (Comic Relief #2061)

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Dan Piraro

The quality of the humor
in this cartoon is suitable
for New Yorker Magzine,
self-referentiially, but the
three pieces of "graffiti"
within the cartoon iden-
tifying the cartoonist, his
comic strip and syndicate
would not be acceptable
for the magazine.
However,
the next Piraro cartoon
is a perfect fit for
the New Yorker
BUT   

Our considerable research
has determined that
cartoons by Dan Piraro
have never appeared in
New Yorker Magazine.
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Saturday, January 6, 2018

Today Is The THIRTEENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

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And we have a song
to celebrate it
(Albeit, tongue-in-cheek)

Steve Forbert
Thirteen Blood Red Roses
  
Please note:
Song is prefaced
by short but deletable
advert
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Footnotes
The "Please note" applies to
virtually all youTube hyprlinks in
the GodFather of Math Trilogy

The Steve Forbert website
is worthy of a visit

"Twelve Days After Christmas"
a/k/a
"Thirteenth Day Of  Christmas"
is celebrated world-wide as
The Epiphany 

... 
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Thursday, January 4, 2018

The Godfather Of The SUV ... The All-Purpose Volkswagen Bus

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Joseph Beuys
The Pack
(1969)
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Loyalty [HKu #50]

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Many forces
in the world make
constant loyalty
impossible

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Footnotes
LOYALTY is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

The next GoFather Haiku page is
here
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Wednesday, January 3, 2018

All About Almost Everything Not Within The Gates Of Eden

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Of war and peace the truth just twists
Its curfew gull just glides
Upon four-legged forest clouds
The cowboy angel rides
With his candle lit into the sun
Though its glow is waxed in black

All except when 'neath
the trees of Eden
 
The lamppost stands with folded arms
Its iron claws attached
To curbs 'neath holes where babies wail
Though it shadows metal badge
All and all can only fall
With a crashing but meaningless blow
 
No sound ever comes
from the Gates of Eden

The savage soldier sticks his head in sand
And then complains
Unto the shoeless hunter who's gone deaf
But still remains
Upon the beach where hound dogs bay

At ships with tattooed sails
Heading for the Gates of Eden
 
With a time-rusted compass blade
Aladdin and his lamp
Sits with Utopian hermit monks
Side saddle on the Golden Calf
And on their promises of paradise
 

Relationships of ownership
They whisper in the wings
To those condemned to act accordingly
And wait for succeeding kings
And I try to harmonize with songs
The lonesome sparrow sings
 
There are no kings
inside the Gates of Eden 

The motorcycle black Madonna
Two-wheeled gypsy queen
And her silver-studded phantom cause
The gray flannel dwarf to scream
As he weeps to wicked birds of prey
Who pick up on his bread crumb sins
 
And there are no sins
inside the Gates of Eden

The kingdoms of experience
In the precious wind they rot
While paupers change possessions
Each one wishing for what the other has got
And the princess and the prince
Discuss what's real and what is not
 
It doesn't matter
inside the Gates of Eden

The foreign sun, it squints upon
A bed that is never mine
As friends and other strangers
From their fates try to resign
Leaving men wholly, totally free
To do anything they wish to do but die
 
And there are no trials
inside the Gates of Eden

At dawn my lover comes to me
And tells me of her dreams
With no attempts to shovel the glimpse
Into the ditch of what each one means
At times I think there are no words
But these to tell what's true

And there are no truths
outside the Gates of Eden

BOB DYLAN

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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

A Poem For Those Of Us Who Remember Such Things

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I retreat into
the last century
Where images
have not yet
won the retweet
war, one's
words were
sentences
that rolled
not trolled
patrolled
Words



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Footnote
A POEM FOR THOSE OF US
WHO REMEMBER SUCH THINGS
is the copyrighted property of LCSoL
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