It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

The Sesquipadelian "Corporate Philanthropy-Misanthropy Ratio"

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Excluding the excremental profusions from the mouth 
of Donald Trump–when the ratio is as low as 1:7777
the Corporate Philanthropy-Misanthropy Ratio 
has not deviated substantially from 
the ratio of one act of corporate  benevolence
to seven hundred and seventy acts
of corporate malevolence.

The 1:770 ratio was determined 
by  ONION NEWS 
eighteen years ago.

This means that every time a corporation
rewards a student scholarship, there are
seven hundred and seventy corporate instances of deceit,
corruption, environmental pollution or tax-dodging.

To simplify the ONION's
 Philanthropy-Misanthropy Ratio:
it represents the yin-yang
behavior of corporations
as a ratio of good deeds to bad deeds.

The next Donald Trump page is  here. 

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