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From the pulpit, the priest delivered a sermon.
His words were visible throughout the church
His voice carried through every pew
But did not reach my ears
Because Chuck Berry got there before him.
The gospel had something to do with Jesus
At that time...In the temple
There was too much monkey business
Altar boys started dancing
The girls in communion dresses jumped up and down
The men loosened their ties
The women threw their hats at the stain glass windows
Jesus said "I don't want no botheration!"
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Footnote
THE PRIEST AND THE CHUCKSTER is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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