They call this
the TARNOWER Ball.
Sometimes, they call it
the SCARSDALE DIET Ball.
It resides at one end
of a long and windy road.
A very hilly road where no home
is worth less than one million dollars.
At the other end of this road,
is a STATE PENITENTIARY
whose most famous resident
was Jean Harris.
Jean Harris with her attorney in 1981. |
She expedited the death
of Dr. Tarnower.
He was famous
for developing
the Scarsdale Diet.
She is famous for
murdering him.
And what is the name of this road?
The famous murderess was named HARRIS.
The road is also named HARRIS.
Sometimes, irony wears high heel sneakers.
Jean Harris started the Tarnower Ball rolling.
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