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Faith, Hope, and Watery Milk …
Of the three, I will take Thicker milk.
Since there is no Thicker Milk,
Give me a little Hope.
The Institute of Inane Research
has determined that student Salinger
also wrote a poem entitled
Hope is Thicker than Milk.
But this poem was written
in his official school status
as Roaming Romeo.
Mary Lou Milquetoast
(a/k/a, Milk)
was slim, trim,
and busty.
Harriet Louise Hopely
(a/k/a, Hope)
was sexy but
cylindrical.
Hope is thicker than Milk
but tomorrow,
I will drink Juice
(a/k/a, Rita Mae Juwsnick)
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