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God gave man teeth
so that His only begotten son
would become a dentist
and make his mother proud.
His son, however, became a savior
and lived a life in a loincloth.
Saving souls was not as profitable
as saving molars
but was much more marketable.
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Footnotes
This quote is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic
is a subdivision of LCSoL
In 1982, the Institute
mistakenly attributed this quote
to the King James Brown Bible.
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