It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, April 23, 2020

A Verbal Makeover For All The Non-Essentials Like Myself

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The Corona Virus
mandates self-isolation
and not leaving our home

It gives new phrasing
to the expression
"Holier than thou"

Morph those words into 

"Lazier than thou"

And that is all
we  need to survive

That is,
we do not leave
the comfort
(or discomfort)
of our home
(or hovel)
 
We should wear our pajamas
all day long,
and do as little as possible
from dawn to dusk

Let yawning become
our new primal scream

Whether or not
we have a cat,
we can learn
how to cat nap
 
We should read the news
from six years ago
and be able
to predict what happens
on Page Six

Be lazier than our neighbors
and stand a better chance
of  not dying
before our time

Unless we relish the idea
of killing our neighbor
with a handshake
(or vice-versa)

 
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Footnote
A VERBAL MAKEOVER FOR ALL
THE NON-ESSENTIALS LIKE MYSELF
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
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