It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Thursday, August 6, 2020

The Tree Of Knowledge ... With Long Division Of The Genders

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Man eats from the Tree of Knowledge
and spits out the juice of ignorance

Woman eats from the Tree of Knowledge
and notices all of the spit

She discusses this with her friends
but nothing is done

Until man develops
frozen concentrate of that juice

He then adds water
and sells it
in the most attractive bottles

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Footnotes
THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE
WITH LONG DIVISION OF THE GENDERS
is the copyrighted property
of LCSoL

This page was inspired by
Mrs. CarPeo and H. G. Wells
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