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Then my SQ
(Stupidity Quotient)
is off the charts,
numerically on par with
Einstein's IQ
The stroke of midnight
is of grave importance
to the CarPeos
and a gazillion others
addicted to
the NYTimes Spelling Bee
and Wordle
Today's Wordle
was done in four words
and then...
this chainsmoker's lungs
rebelled voluminously
I can only describe it
as my lungs
Drama-Queening
and having death throes
worthy of
an Academy Award
performance
Mrs. CarPeo's aid and concern
was appreciated
but thoriughly ignored
The Drama Queen had the stage
for three minutes
and the next thing I know
...Boom...
I wake up and.It is 4AM
The DQ dragged me down
into a deep, dark,
and most comforting sleep
Now, all is well
and I am drinking black tea
and all respiratory problems
have gone out the window
PS
our Spelling Bee
was "Genius"
by 5:30AM
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This is Dr. Raft and this joked-up page about my patient
ReplyDeletebeing at Death's door would not exist without my permission
and explanation.
I have been Paul's psychoanalyst for ten years.
We have been friends for sixty years in the middle of which,
I was a 2-pack-a-day Marlboro man but witnessing
Paul's hyper-coughing spasms convinced me to quit.
Then he discovered "inversion therapy" and his coughing spasms
disappeared but he wouldn't quit cigarets:
He referred to them as "anger-management medicine"
and "stress remover."
Now, he claims his biggest addiction—reading books—
is aided by his smoking...ditto for his blogging.
He refers to the former as his heroin
and the latter as his cocaine.
Who am I to argue but please do not
ask that question because any page
containing my comment
can have no others.
Sorry