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The Masters Of The Universe
—being Amazon, Hollywood, Apple,
Fox News, BBC, Izvestia, et al—
had a brainstorming session
about all the boxing
and wrestling matches
featuring the elusive concept
known as THE TRUTH
They decided that no one
—in any country, at any time—
should ever tell another lie
:::
Every citizen on Planet Earth
rejoiced and patted
himself or herself
on the back
for becoming
purveyors of Truth
and nothing else
All forms of the words
"to lie"
were evicted from
the dictionaries
of every language
However,
the behavior of all humans
remained exactly the same
BUT
no one
could be accused
of lying
Like sugar and spice
and all things nice,
humans everywhere
did nothing more than
"FLAVOR the truth"
How yummy it was
when a citizen could
flavor the truth
in such a way
as to have most of
the neighbors' money
in his (or her) pocket
Naturally, a good percentage
of that yummy money
was given to
The Masters Of The Universe
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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I've always been a fan of chocolate flavoring.
ReplyDeleteOliverio says:
Deletemy Black and Latino friends agree with you
but most of my fellow Caucasians
believe in vanilla flavoring
Succinct. Flavorful.
ReplyDeleteOliverio says succinctly:
DeleteThank you