The GoFather Of Math: God And The Devil Were Talking

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

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Thursday, April 13, 2023

God And The Devil Were Talking

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God said

"To level the playing field

on planet Earth,

I am giving you a pill

with three ingredients."

The Devil said

"Whatever you say, Boss"

God said

"The first ingredient

is SINCERITY and

the second ingredient is

ARTICULATION."

The Devil said

"Very generous, Boss,

what is the other ingredient?"

God said

"HANDSOME:

If I am going to be

in competition with someone,

I want it to be

a handsome man."

The Devil said

"I'm ready for battle, Boss.

Down I go."

In the year 2023,

God looked down

at His most entertaining creation

—Earth—

and said

"How stupid of me!

I gave him

one ingredient too many"

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2 comments:

AnonymousApril 14, 2023 at 10:10 AM
If Einstein famously said Human stupidity is infinite
and humans were supposedly made in the image of God,
then that explains why God could have a stupid moment.
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