It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, April 22, 2023

When TELLING A LIE Was No Longer Possible

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The Masters Of The Universe
—being Amazon,  Hollywood, Apple, 
Fox News,  BBC, Izvestia, et al
had a brainstorming session
about all the boxing
and wrestling matches
featuring the elusive concept
known as THE TRUTH
 
They decided that no one
—in any country, at any time—
should ever tell another lie
:::
Every citizen on Planet Earth
rejoiced and patted
himself or herself
on the back
for becoming
purveyors of Truth
and nothing else

All forms of the words
"to lie"
were evicted from 
the dictionaries
of every language
 
However, 
the behavior of all humans
remained exactly the same
BUT 
no one 
could be accused 
of lying
 
Like sugar and spice
and all things nice,
humans everywhere
did nothing more than 
"FLAVOR the truth"
 
How yummy it was
when a citizen could 
flavor the truth 
in such a way
as to have most of
the neighbors' money
in his (or her) pocket
 
Naturally, a good percentage
of that yummy money
was given to
The Masters Of The Universe

©  PAUL OLIVERIO  ©
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4 comments:

  1. I've always been a fan of chocolate flavoring.

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    1. Oliverio says:
      my Black and Latino friends agree with you
      but most of my fellow Caucasians
      believe in vanilla flavoring

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  2. Replies
    1. Oliverio says succinctly:
      Thank you

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