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Spoony Oldham + Hally Buttah
are pictured below
Hally is proudly acknowledging
his legal capture
103 unseen people
on the world-famous
cheered maddeningly
[I cheered loudest]
This would never have happened
if Spoony Oldham
had not plugged his keyboard
into the "lamp-post"
and played
The 103rd Concerto
which is master bait
for the most valuable
coast-worthy fish
in the Pacific Ocean
Hally Buttah's halibut
measured exactly
37.103 inches
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| © Oliverio ≈103rd day of 2008 |
If I hadn't been hungover
from celebrating the CarPeos
faux wedding announcement,
the image would have been
flush right
and the text would have been
flush left
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Didn't "Spoony Oldham" write the song I'm Your Puppet?
ReplyDeleteYES...and that is partly the reason why I posted this page:
DeleteThe classic version of the song is sung by
James and Bobby Purify
and I am seeking Spoony's help
in a companion song by
James and Bobby SIMPLIFY
because, in any 11th grade Algebra book,
the most terrifying/anxiety-provoking word
is "Simplify" when it is accompanied by
a smorgasbord of variables/parentheses/
different exponents/operations/
and sometimes fractions
The purpose of the song
would be to use music/lyrics
to explain in simple words
how to understand
reducing something other than your weight,
debt, or marital problems
Unfortunately, the original singers—the "Purify" Brothers—
died in the previous decade and they are both
safely ensconced in the Eternal Paradise
-The Godfather of Math
A “faux” wedding announcement is better than none at all.
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