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Never mind that
the 21st Century
is only
twenty-four years old:
SPINACHIO VERTIGINI
is The Man
The dumbing-down
of brain power
—curtesy of universal legality
of marajuana—
allows the
75 year prematurity
of awarding a title of
CHEMIST OF THE CENTURY
to the grandmaster
Italian lab rat of
BaFannGool Industries
[headquartered in Milan]
Did Spinachio Vertgini cure cancer?
Did he cure Aids?
Did he cure poverty?
Did he cure hunger?
"None of the above"
is the answer
Dr. Vertigini
developed
------Antiphonifacie------
Translated into English,
the good doctor
masterminded
"Sincerity Pills"
with 100% success rate
This medicine is essential
for talking heads
with opinions
and ideas
expressed with
such honesty and profundity
that anyone on the receiving end
of their verbiage
will worship
every spoken syllable
Then the recipients
are frothing
from
morality's
bubble bath
They will hate everyone
they are told to hate
and love everyone
they are told to love
and
—most importantly—
they will be buying
everything
they are told
to buy
*
It behooves me
to dedicate this page to
everyone on
not named
Whoopi Goldberg
or Joy Behar
+
and every guest
on her show
+
and every guest
on his show
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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
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I understand the dedication to the non-comedians of The View
ReplyDeleteand Tamron Hall [better known as "Mother of the New Universe]
but I don't understand your inclusion of Bill Maher.
I still have a pittance of respect for the ten percent of the time
Deletewhen Bill Maher is an eminently quotable thorn in the hindquarters
of the culture BUT...
He is equivalent to the sum total of the VIEWsters,
if you add up the two comedian commentators
to the Sincerity Sisters.
Except that he is much more dangerous,
as the self-made King of legalized reefer
+ pontification seasoned with punch lines
yet in total denial that half the invading army
of January 6 were stoned out of their skulls
on marajuana.
If there were no such thing as marajuana,
Trump would have only five thousand followers,
each one a multi-billionaire
-Oliverio