JIMI HENDRIX Song ... With Deleteable Advert

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         © Oliverio    Photo Only, Obviously         

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PhotoVerio #785: Fly-By Shooting

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© Oliverio

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Shocking Discovery Of Late Night Talk Show CENSORSHIP

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The Institute of Inane Research

has determined that 

the first question

asked every guest

appearing on

Stephen Colbert's LATE NIGHT

is deleted before the show airs

That question is...

How wonderful

does it feel

to be interviewed

by me?

 

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© PAUL OLIVERIO ©

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Regarding the Subject of ... HAPPINESS

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The most important thing

in a marriage 

is not happiness

but stability

***

 

GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ

Love In The Time Of Cholera

 

Please

read my

Comment

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WHAT I WISH ... FOR EVERYONE ... ON THIS DAY

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

and happier everything else

to one and all

especially Mrs. CarPeo

for her magical rapport

with the stove 

and the oven

+

particular greetings to

GEORGE O'DOWD

+

SHAMIKA BRYANT

who is preparing

a dance routine to

Karma Chamaleon

(with deleteable advert) 

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The JC Factory And A Myth Exploded

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A Savior 

at the Multiplication Factory

© PhotoVerio #784.5

 

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But 

there is no truth to the rumor

that His Hands

remain attached to

the Crucifix

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PhotoVerio #784: Green-Lighted Variation of #782

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© Oliverio

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PhotoVerio #783: Autumnal Sunscreen

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© Oliverio               500 LB Blvd.

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BILL BRAMHALL Might Be On To Something

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BILL BRAMHALL

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On A Dark And Windy Night, NEIL HOOS ...

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Dreamt 

about entering 

a Spaceship

NEIL HOOS

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The 205th Bullet ... Based On The Four Previous Pages

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 A place 

without religion

or politics

would be considered 

PARADISE

but would 

always welcome

philosophers

such as

George Drysdale

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Footnote

THE 205th BULLET

is the copyrighted property

of LCSoL

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Comic Relief #6408: Personal Grooming On THE BIG DAY

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The secondary reason

for this page

is to provide

a comic foil for

 a statement about 

Freedom of Religion

 

The primary reason

is to provide

blogular distance

from an extremely

diabolical image

 

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The 204th Bullet: Freedom Of Religion Revisited

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 Freedom of Religion

is dangerous

IF

we are incapable

of respecting religions

other than our own

 

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Footnote

THE 204th BULLET

is the copyrighted property

of LCSoL

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Letter To My Dear Friend—Mr. T—Also Known As The 47th Prez

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Mr T

Do not be alarmed

about your-ill-appointed

Attorney General and his 

withdrawl from consideration

for the post

 

Think of it as

one less cabinet member

to turn against you

(or vice versa)

With Gaetz gone,

it is finally time

for you to pardon

Bernard Goetz

of all remaining charges

and monetary 

judgements

Sincerely,

 

Paul Oliverio

PS

Congratulations

on the RFK Jr. appointment

 

He will soon 

shock the world

with his public service...

following the example

of his guilt-induced

Uncle Teddy

who became

an unparalleled negotiator

for the public good

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From A Most Headache-Inducing And Utterly Quotable Novel

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The three primary evils 

are

Poverty,

Prostitution,

and Celibacy

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GEORGE DRYSDALE

This quote appears

in John Fowles' novel

The French Lieutantant's Woman

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PhotoVerio #782: Guide-Wire Cloud Dancer

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© Oliverio

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Dedicated to Dawn Powell

because it was photographed

at Dawn two days ago

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EXCLAMATION MARK ... #142857

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© Oliverio          Ocean Blvd/Redondo        2006

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My Punctuated QUATRAIN About These Eight Thousand Pages

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Bloggerhythm is Joggerhythm

neither seen nor heard

Bloggerhythm is Joggerhythm

focused on THE WORD

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© Paul Oliverio ©

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PhotoVerio #781: Welcome To Texas

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© Oliverio                   Interstate 10

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SANDY McBEACH Says ... Thank You

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Thank you

for not littering

on my beach

***

A bigger

THANK YOU

if you never litter

on any other beach

[or Sidewalk]

***

Sand sculptor's name

is not available

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If You Were Me ... Without Revealing A Family Surname

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What if your Grandfather

made $200 million

during Prohibition

BUT

—unlike Al Capone—

he wasn't a gangster

He was a visionary

who knew that

one of his sons

would become

President of the United States

It might have been two sons

but I was 

fourteen years old

when my Father was

assassinated,

five years after

Presidential Uncle John 

was assassinated

 

That assassination

on November 22, 1963

has become

the greatest mystery

in the history

of murder

in the United States

***

 

A third son

of my visionary Grandfather

might have become President

had it not been 

for something 

that inspired

this magazine cover

 

 I was 15 years old

when Chappaquiddick

became

a family curse

and 

druggy + delinquent

behavior

defined my life

BUT NOW

the man Oliverio

refers to as

"Mr. T"

who is the 47th President

of the United States

has named me

to be

a cabinet member

in his Administration

and

—shockingly—

I have been endorsed

by none less than

President Trump's

Anti-Christ,

Bill Maher

 

All I will do

to end this page is

APOLOGIZE

FOR AN ABSENCE

OF HYPERLINKS

*

with one exception

being

my "follow-up page"

in the last paragraph

of a letter addressed to

Mr. T

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© OLIVERIO ©

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SELF-EXPLANATORY ... Maybe More So Than Necessary

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Jefferson High School     March 5, 2004

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ROBIN GREEN ... I Love You ... I Respect You ... Page 5

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From reading this book

I learned enough

about your Mother

to be convinced that

—when you were a young adult—

 she uttered

the fabled quote

about "respect" from 

Franny And Zooey 

BUT

she did so

only because she knew

you were too stoned

at that moment

to remember it

ever happened

 

HOWEVER

something more monumental

than Mother-speak

is happening here:

 

👏👏👏👏👏The fifth and final page👏👏👏👏👏

of my tribute to Robin Green 

is here

BUT

it is to be equally shared with

your husband,

Mitchell Burgess

for fourteen seasons

of the show 

the two of you created:

BLUE BLOODS

 

I sincerely hope

your global celebration

of this creation 

is celebrated exclusively with

Kings and Queens

rather than

rogues and rascals

 

I hope all in attendance

at these celebrations

resoundingly echo this 

final season quote

from Season 14/Episode 4

:::::::::::::::::

WHAT WOULD YOU 

RATHER HAVE,

AN IMPERFECT COP

OR A PERFECT CRIMINAL?

***

 Sincerely,

Paul Edward Oliverio

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When Knowledge Is In Doubt ... There Is A Way Out

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When you are on 

the short end

of knowledge

and authority,

there is a way out

so that

you fit in:

To avoid frustration,

discreetly rely upon

your imagination

***

© OLIVERIO ©

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Two Of A Kind

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According to legend,

this flower

first sprouted outside 

Las Vegas

and inspired

the Roulette Wheel

            ©PhotoVerio #780.5     The Passion Flower                 

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Randomia Poem By HOODA HELAMI

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In Randomia

thoughts have brothers

some are thin

some fatter than others

In Randomia

thoughts have sisters

some are peaceful

some are twisters

 

In Randomia

thoughts begin with mothers

so say

the brothers

or 

thoughts begin with fathers

so say

the sisters:

"We code them Misters"

 

All other thoughts

display

what brothers/sisters

say

from the heart

or

to sound smart

 

As if they've been

to college:

thoughts verbalized

with knowledge

 

Words

sideswiped with humor

or 

nasty rumor

or

sadly about

somebody's tumor

***

 

©HOODA HELAMI©

Alter Ego #142857

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The Accursed Son ... ( Non-Comic Relief ) ... Page Two

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After school

—always—

there was the 

milk and cookies

Then 

there was TV, 

homework

solitude

and dinner

 

But

never

gratitude

***

 

© OLIVERIO ©

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The Accursed Mother ... (Comic Relief #6032) ... Page One

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GARY LARSON

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PhotoVerio #780: Static

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© Mrs. CarPeo

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Campus Residence ... After Requirement Of Presidential Portrait

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A college campus residence 

—for students—

after #47 mandates

his Presidential portrait 

appears in every room

is called a

DOOMITORY

***

 

© Oliverio ©

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All I Want To Do ...

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All I want to do

is climb this tree

to escape

the Great American

insanity

I think about it

all day and night:

a simple desire

in 

black + white

© PhotoVerio #779.5

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The Photography of NEIL HOOS ... Page 2

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NEIL HOOS

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The Photography of NEIL HOOS ... Page 1

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NEIL HOOS

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4-Word Cliche Updated + Dedicated It To ... Mr. T

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LET BYGONES 

BE BYGONES

and

Let eye gone be 

the new blindness

and 

Let I gone crazy

be the new sanity

***

 

© PAUL OLIVERIO ©

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A Third Posting Of A Song Written By ... JACK McCARTHY

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Since this song

has now been heard

in at least ten

different countries,

[formally introduced in three]

 

Jack's former 

7th grade classmate

will post it for the third time

THE STORM IS COMING

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The Importance Of Being DONALD ... In His Own Words

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I was the 45th President

and am presently

the 47th President

 

NONE 

of my predecessors

would ever be mistaken

for an altar boy

 

NONE 

of my predecessors

had any fewer

tricks up their sleeve

than I have

 

Sooner or later,

one of us

had to be caught

with his hands in 

too many cookie jars

 

One of us

had to become

a convicted felon

while the rest of us

were nothing but lucky

 

Let it be me

a/k/a

"Mr. Unlucky"

***

 

American politicians

 without felonious behavior

in their past or present

are guaranteed 

to be failures

as

public servants

because they will not know

which laws to avoid  

***

 

Mr. T

[of the 21st Century]

 

 

 

© OLIVERIO ©  

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Slightly Corrupted Sonnet Written By ... Mrs. CarPeo

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Coddle the criminal

and give a free pass

 guarantee-ing  no shoplifter

falls on his/her ass

If jailbirds want 

a sex change,

it's on our dime

making soft tissue

of hard time

The last thing

we ought to do

is give everyone in jail

a free

Kamala tattoo

***

 

© Mrs. CarPeo ©

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