Why We Settle For Artificial Intelligence ... (Comic Relief #6015)

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GARY LARSON

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ROBIN GREEN ... I Love You ... Page 3

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Indisputably,

the most important script-writer

in Robin's life is

Mitchell Burgess,

her husband and co-creator

of 

Blue Bloods

Indisputably,

second-most is 

David Simon,

who authored 

exactly one episode of 

Northern Exposure

Then

 Italian-American Mr. Simon

conceived the idea

of a television series about

a Mafia boss with

a psychotherapist

Perfectly sniffing out

major talent when he sees it,

David hired

Robin and Mitchell

as scriptwriters for

THE SOPRANOS

 

It's been said that

getting along with

David Simon is akin to

gargling with sandpaper

 

However,

what most bonded 

Robin + David

was a mutual

fiery hatred

of their mothers

 

Therefore,

this page is dedicated to 

NANCY MARCHAND,

the actress portraying

Livia Soprano,

mother of 

Tony Soprano 

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Sunday With Nightmare-Inducing ... DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME

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Who better to quote than 

the Brazilian grandmaster

of such quandries

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The boxed quote below

is from 

The Book of Imaginary Beings

 

The author

 refers to a Swedish visionary

named

Emanuel Swedenborg

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JORGE LUIS BORGES                          The Sylphs

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Quoting President #3 ... Two Days Before Presidential Election

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Ignorance is preferable to error

and

one is less remote 

from the truth

who believes nothing

than

one who believes

what is wrong

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≈ THOMAS JEFFERSON ≈

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ARTE MORENO With A Real Brain ... This Is What He Would Do

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If the owner 

of the Analheim Angels

that embarrassing excuse

of a baseball team

 

had a genuine brain

and seriously intended to

put an actual, respectable

representative

of MLB

in Orange County

$

$

$

He would sign 

BOTH

Gerritt Cole

+

Sean Mananea

 

Unfortunately

—since purchasing the team—

and paying Mike Trout

a gazillion dollars

to suck his thumb

every summer

in New Jersey

[his home state]

 

 Arte Moreno

guides the team

with his wallet

zip-locked

in his rectum

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Another BRAMHALL Bombshell ... (Comic Relief #6010)

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BILL BRAMHALL

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Historical Necessity + Big Ego ... (Comic Relief #6009)

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BILL BRAMHALL

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Striped Consequences Of Bad Haircuts ... (Comic Relief #6008)

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GARY LARSON

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The Poetry Of ... DECEMBER'S CHILDREN ...

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Get off my cloud

BECAUSE

when blue turns to gray

I gotta get away

and I'm movin' on

SO

you better move on

AND

I'm talkin about you

as tears go by

WHY?

It's the singer not the song

SO

look what you've done

 #$%^&^%$#

 

THEN

She said yeah

AND 

I'm free

to get my kicks

ON

Route 66

 

The founder of the band is enthroned

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We love you Brian,

you brilliant

mega-multi-instrumentalist

death-wishin' fool

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PhotoVerio #779: Exclamation Mark

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© Oliverio

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