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If the owner
of the Analheim Angels
that embarrassing excuse
of a baseball team
had a genuine brain
and seriously intended to
put an actual, respectable
representative
of MLB
in Orange County
$
$
$
He would sign
BOTH
+
Unfortunately
—since purchasing the team—
and paying Mike Trout
a gazillion dollars
to suck his thumb
every summer
in New Jersey
[his home state]
guides the team
with his wallet
zip-locked
in his rectum
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