It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Anyone Saying I Corrupted Students ..... Is Correct ..... [Page One]


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T-shirt Timmy
is a student 
I "corrupted" at 
by using the word
hate
on the first day 
of his math class
BUT
he proved to be 
a rock-solid
Algebra 2 student
who spent
extra hours in 
fabled graphic arts
studio
and ultimately
had t-shirts printed
with seven words:
 
I  HATE  MATH
but
I  LOVE  LOGIC
 
This student
actually told me
that he legally changed
his name to
"T-shirt Timmy"
after making
obscene amounts
of money
selling the garments
world-wide
partly enabling
Mr. Oliverio
to retire
at age 55
with a shockingly small
[but monthly]
pension
***
 
Both 
Oliverio and Mr. Williams
are jazz buffs
and Clarence was the first person
to appreciate my thesis
on the difference between
the vocal stylings of
+

Listening to the elegant Ella
is like a having a love poem
recited 
for your exclusive pleasure

Listening to Billie
is like having that poem
whispered 
into your ear

The same is true 
for Dinah
but she may have 
a switchblade
in her pocket
***

© OLIVERIO ©

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is  here
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2 comments:

  1. If the poem had four verses,
    SARAH VAUGHAN would sing each
    of those verses in a different octave.

    Each octave of her vocal range
    would be sexier than what preceded it.

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    1. Oliverio loves your comment
      but must add one thing:

      https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-e&channel=entpr&q=sarah+vaughan

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