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The Supreme Court
of
The Elephantine Ego
presently permits
Paul Oliverio
to
defend himself
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Thank you, Your Honor
The Suprbowl
is annually
the most celebrated game
on American soil
By far,
the five most
satisfying results
out of the sixty
games
in its history
were the victories
for the New York Jets
or
the New York Giants
who won four of them
And
—despite the masks—
I have identified
players
from the winning teams
as
EMERSON BOOZER,
LAWRENCE TAYLOR,
and
ELI MANNING
To be in the same room
with these heroes of mine
is beyond privilege
and
I thank you for
this privilege
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Obviously,
the reason
the McDonald's ad
did not air
had to do
with the commercial being
"too gay"
How do you feel
about that?
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To qualify to play
in the Superbowl
requires talents
possessed by
—approximately—
one in ten million
Americans
BUT
given those talents
entitles the players
to celebrate
in any way
they goddam choose
!!!
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Thank you,
Mr. Oliverio
We will have our verdict
tomorrow
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