It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Saturday, March 17, 2018

Photoverio #293: Selected By My Better Half

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© Oliverio
It's a bird, It's a plane
It's a bicycle
(2007) 
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Two Exclusives From Investigative Reporter, Andy Borowitz

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To read about Kushner,
click  here
To read about Tillerson,
click  there
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To Augment The Author Of This Page ... Alliteratively Everywhere

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Drawn by desire
I bought a book
to augment the author
of Edict of Eviction

Pages proclaimed
with reptilian repitition
the voracious void
of the solitary soul
who wanders the world
searching sagaciously for
intemperate and temperate truth

Ignoring ignorami
eschewing elements
of pompous palaver
and fork-tongued fakery

But luscious legs
clamped connubially
in sensuous sequester
maligned his memory

He fitfully forgot
his traversing for truth
and realistically realized
his longing for love

Phallacious philosophy
failed fatally
after layers of lust
revealed revealingly
her heart

Happily, his heart
pirouettes proudly
sacrificing satisfactorily
and evicting evidence
of his solitary status

©©©
Paul Oliverio 

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Onion News Exclusive: FACEBOOK Will De-Fake The Fake News

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The article continues
here 
but the true history
of Mark Zuckerberg is
there 
where it is proven that
without Muddy Waters,
there would be no
Mark Zuckerberg
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We Have Located ... The A-Listers With Missile-Guided Libidos

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has located these four men


Kevin Spacey, Louis C.K.,
Matt Lauer and Charlie Rose
are four men whose
missile-guided libidos
were shot down by
the Me-Too-istas

They have all disappeared
from public view
but are very much alive

Otherwise, Elon Musk
would not have proclaimed
the imminence of 
manned flights
to Mars:

The Institute of Inane Research
determined a test mission flight
—launched two weeks ago—
was an absolute success!

With utterly successful secrecy
under the cloak of midnight,
Spacey was hurled into space,
along with the other three
male maladies

They have landed on Mars
but the manned mission
was also a womaned mission

The four men were accompanied
by their primary accusers:
three women and a former
14-year-old boy

If those eight people
can get along
on a new planet
then every one
of the eight billion people
occupying Planet Earth
  might want to join them   


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Footnotes
WE HAVE LOCATED THE A-LISTERS
WITH MISSILE-GUIDED LIBIDOS
is the copyrighted property of CSoL

My next ME-Too page is  here 
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Friday, March 16, 2018

Photoverio #292: Happy Hour Generators

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© Oliverio (2x)
The 4th Oliverio
The 4th Olive
Zitty But Pretty
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Philosophy And Slang-o-Metrics ... [ pST #37]

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Cioran makes me yearn for Saroyan

The next 
Superimposed Text page
is
here



Slang-o-Metrics 
is the copyrighted property
of this website 
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Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Photoverio #291: Chip Shot

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© Oliverio
B and W Chipyard
Hazeburg,VA
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Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz ... Season 6 ... Episode 10

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Trying to impress
his Jewish girlfriend's mother,


The transcript, preceding the scene
pictured here, documents the moment 
when Frazier discovers Jesus
in the kitchen

You can watch the episode
by clicking
here 
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Footnote
This episode was re-broadcast
this morning on the HALLMARK channel
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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Advice For The Marrying Man

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Marriage is not going to be
all kissy-face and patty-fingers
and the nibbling of earlobes.

There will be times when
she will be mad as hell at you.
If not, she's yogurt
and you're a saint.
And there will be times when
she will drive you up a wall.
I hope so, for your sake,
or she or you will be
as exciting as a bowl
of jellyfish. 

***

MIKE ROYKO 
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Sunday, March 11, 2018

If Rauschenberg Had Attended The University of Surrealismo

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Rodrigo Valenzuela
Barricade #3
(2017)

As for Rodrigo's Godfather
—Robert Rauschenberg—
click here

 Image is from
Art Daily 
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"A Government He Feared Could Be The Beginning Of The End"

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© Oliverio

Not on other
GoFather/George Mason pages,
but it has been said Mr. Mason
also owned white slaves.
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Photoverio #291: It Is Almost Impossible To Take...

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It is almost impossible to take
A bad photograph of
The Arizona Landscape

© Oliverio
Somewhere, Arizona
(2014) 
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Happy Birthday #102 ... From Me To You ... Plus The Other Two

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when he took this picture
i wasn't in the room
i was in
her Mother's womb

assume he sipped 
a glass of wine
and dated the photo
5-17-49

mother was soon to soundly
sleep in a hospital bed,
having just laughed at
something silly he said   

he hung up the phone
and was home alone
with Linda

as an only child
this would be
her last day
thanks to me
 
born the next day
so they say

but for what
it's worth
this page isn't really
about my birth

but his
and the fact is

My Father was born on March 11, 1916 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DADDY
and kiss the 
"Other Two"
for me


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Friday, March 9, 2018

How The Life Of A Great American Patriot Began

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was born in 1930 in Augusta, Georgia;
he had a difficult childhood.
His parents divorced when he was two,
and he grew up among an extended family
in segregated South Carolina.

At twelve,
months after the attack on Pearl Harbor,
he won a statewide scrap metal drive,
the prize for which was
a new American flag for his school.
American Icon
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