The GoFather Of Math: Advice For The Marrying Man

It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART

I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Advice For The Marrying Man

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Marriage is not going to be
all kissy-face and patty-fingers
and the nibbling of earlobes.

There will be times when
she will be mad as hell at you.
If not, she's yogurt
and you're a saint.
And there will be times when
she will drive you up a wall.
I hope so, for your sake,
or she or you will be
as exciting as a bowl
of jellyfish.

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MIKE ROYKO

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