It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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Tuesday, March 6, 2018

An Actual Obituary Written By The Daughter Of The Deceased

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escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday,
January 23rd, 2018,
leaving behind 32 jars of Miracle Whip,
17 boxes of Hamburger Helper
and multitudes of other random items
that would prove helpful in the event
of a zombie apocalypse.

Terry Ward and his daughter, Jean Lahm.
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