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One goes in straightforward ways,
One in a circle roams:
Waits for a girl of his gone days,
Or for returning home.
But I do go -- and woe is there --
By a way nor straight, nor broad,
But into never and nowhere,
Like trains -- off the railroad.
Anna Akhmatova
One Goes In...
Artist:
Amadeo Modigliani
Model:
Anna Akhmatova
Modigliani was born
on July 12, 1884.
He died in 1920.
Akhmatova was born
in 1887.
This is what the model
wrote about the artist:
He seemed to me encircled with a dense ring
of loneliness.
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It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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This Is Not...This Is...(TIN/TI #9)
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⬅ THIS IS NOT
a famous image
of Che Guevara
both images
were created by
the photographer
⬅ THIS IS NOT
a famous image
of Che Guevara
a famous image
of Che Guevara
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| The next page in this series is here. |
However,
both images
were created by
the photographer
known as Korda.
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Spets + Steps
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Spets
are images
of steps
rotated
180˚
thereby preserving length and width.
can be
images
of spets
rotated
180˚
but always...There is vanity ➜
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FootnotesSPETS + STEPS and the two images are the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
SPETS + STEPS is the longest palindrome to appear
in the GodFather of Math trilogy.
Without reflective surfaces, vanity would not exist.
Without reflective surfaces, it would be impossible
to go through the looking glass.
Without a last footnote, this page would never end.
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Sunday, July 12, 2015
Somewhere Within My Zip (90802)
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| LONG BEACH - Master builder Ed Diment poses beside the world's longest Lego brick model ship of the Queen Mary, on board the actual Queen Mary in Long Beach, California on July 3, 2015. The Lego model ship measures 26 feet, weighing over 600 pounds and consists of 250,000 Lego pieces. |
AFP Photo/ Frederic J. Brown
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| © artdaily.org The caption above is verbatim |
The Stool-Sitting Cousins Of The Shadoe Sisters
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Smoothies
will
be
smoother.
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Footnotes
Regarding the hyperlink, Mr. Jensen was the greatest 101-year-old photographer
to ever get run over by a 91-year-old woman in Burbank.
Only six people not named Oliverio influenced my life as much as Otto Jensen.
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| © Oliverio (2x) Five Photoverios for Otto Jensen |
Somewhere
the light
will shine
and...
Smoothies
will
be
smoother.
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Footnotes
Regarding the hyperlink, Mr. Jensen was the greatest 101-year-old photographer
to ever get run over by a 91-year-old woman in Burbank.
Only six people not named Oliverio influenced my life as much as Otto Jensen.
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Saturday, July 11, 2015
A Raymond Carver Poem
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THE COBWEB
by Raymond Carver
A few minutes ago, I stepped onto the deck
of the house. From there I could see and hear the water,
and everything that’s happened to me all these years.
It was hot and still. The tide was out.
No birds sang. As I leaned against the railing
a cobweb touched my forehead.
It caught in my hair. No one can blame me that I turned
and went inside. There was no wind. The sea
was dead calm. I hung the cobweb from the lampshade.
Where I watch it shudder now and then when my breath
touches it. A fine thread. Intricate.
Before long, before anyone realizes,
I’ll be gone from here.
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Footnotes
If Mr. CarPeo did not have Mrs. CarPeo in his life,
this page would not exist.
If Mr. CarPeo did not have Mrs. CarPeo in his life,
he would have stopped breathing years ago.
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THE COBWEB
by Raymond Carver
A few minutes ago, I stepped onto the deck
of the house. From there I could see and hear the water,
and everything that’s happened to me all these years.
It was hot and still. The tide was out.
No birds sang. As I leaned against the railing
a cobweb touched my forehead.
It caught in my hair. No one can blame me that I turned
and went inside. There was no wind. The sea
was dead calm. I hung the cobweb from the lampshade.
Where I watch it shudder now and then when my breath
touches it. A fine thread. Intricate.
Before long, before anyone realizes,
I’ll be gone from here.
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Footnotes
If Mr. CarPeo did not have Mrs. CarPeo in his life,
this page would not exist.
If Mr. CarPeo did not have Mrs. CarPeo in his life,
he would have stopped breathing years ago.
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Spraya, Swingem & Scissa: The Shadoe Sisters
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© Oliverio Half-Notes |
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| © Oliverio Half-Circumcised and three-fifths complete. The other two-fifths are here. |
Photoverio © (#114): The Cupholder Awaits The Dawn
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Or 5AM, whichever comes first.
When Starbucks opens its doors,
they baristas pour out all those lattes
they frap all their ccinos,
and they vent all their Ventes...
All those cups of coffee–
or coffee-based cups–
have to fit
somewhere
and they vent all their Ventes...
All those cups of coffee–
or coffee-based cups–
have to fit
somewhere
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| © Oliverio Did you hear the one about the daughter of a Founding Father of Starbucks: She had a 550 on her Math SAT pre-test and then got a 730 on the actual test. But her tutor was seriously disappointed. I know this for a fact because the tutor was me: THE GODFATHER OF MATH. This happened in December, 2008. The Father of the student was responsible for some of the first fine art to grace the walls of the first 500 Starbucks. This Founding Father of was an elder to visionary (and CEO) George Schultz and his name rhymes with faults. His daughter should have had at least a 760 on her Math SAT but her mother refused to take my input seriously. But if you know a high school student who wants a 700 score or above on the Math SAT, please contact this website. |
Benjamin Franklin & The Brignac Sisters
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To the Brignac sisters, Ben Franklin bequeathed
a very small fraction of his estate.
Mr. Franklin called them his dancing bears
and they called him big bad Benny.
Anise had an IQ of 1776.
The inferior intelligence of her sister
was an IQ of only 1492.
Bette wore colonial leggings cut shorter
than had ever been seen in the colonies
and thereby invented hot pants.
Her first lover was a slave named James Brown.
The first postmistress sold more postage stamps
per hour than any postmaster in the history
of the United States.
“B. Free Franklin” was the postmark,
technically stamped by a slave named James Brown.
After the American Revolution, the Brignac sisters
lived in an ostensibly free society but strict
behavioral guidelines morally
restricted their gender.
However, the word “sub-servient”
was not in the Brignac dictionary.
Anise married Sammy Adams and drove him
so crazy, he had to brew his own beer.
To the descendents of Bette and Anise,
that small fraction of money just kept
getting “improperly”–ha!–
larger and larger.
To be continued upon request
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To the Brignac sisters, Ben Franklin bequeathed
a very small fraction of his estate.
Mr. Franklin called them his dancing bears
and they called him big bad Benny.
Anise had an IQ of 1776.
The inferior intelligence of her sister
was an IQ of only 1492.
Bette wore colonial leggings cut shorter
than had ever been seen in the colonies
and thereby invented hot pants.
Her first lover was a slave named James Brown.
The first postmistress sold more postage stamps
per hour than any postmaster in the history
of the United States.
“B. Free Franklin” was the postmark,
technically stamped by a slave named James Brown.
After the American Revolution, the Brignac sisters
lived in an ostensibly free society but strict
behavioral guidelines morally
restricted their gender.
However, the word “sub-servient”
was not in the Brignac dictionary.
Anise married Sammy Adams and drove him
so crazy, he had to brew his own beer.
To the descendents of Bette and Anise,
that small fraction of money just kept
getting “improperly”–ha!–
larger and larger.
To be continued upon request
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Seven And Seven Is...
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An example
of why
Arthur Lee
is the most
neglected
genius of
Rock n' Roll
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| © Oliverio When I was a boy I thought about the times I'd be a man I'd sit inside a bottle and pretend I was in a can Lyrics by Arthur Lee |
An example
of why
Arthur Lee
is the most
neglected
genius of
Rock n' Roll
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Friday, July 10, 2015
Brooklyn Baseball Team With No Bats Or Balls But With Gavel
This is the 1860
The Atlantics were a founding member
of the National Association of Base Ball Players–
the sport's first organized league that held
the championship from 1859 through 1861.
The card is a photograph mounted on a 2.5" x 4" cardboard
...probably taken in a Brooklyn photo studio.
An undated newspaper clipping pasted to the back
lists the players' names.
The card will be auctioned on July 30th.
This is a seminal artifact, not just of baseball,
but of American history,
said Chris Ivy, Director of Sports Auctions at Heritage.
It ranks with the most significant mementos
of the sport's infancy ever to surface and is,
quite possibly, the only team card on Earth
printed before the first drop of blood
was spilled in the American Civil War.
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Photoverio © (#113): No Man Or Woman
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No man
or woman
was ever created
Without
a handicap
At birth
all of us need
a chair with wheels
Some of us
need it longer than that
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| © Oliverio Not what she thought (2015) |
No man
or woman
was ever created
Without
a handicap
At birth
all of us need
a chair with wheels
Some of us
need it longer than that
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Exorcise With Exercise
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Anxiety and stress are Satan's go-fers
gang-tackling Peace of Mind
Do your best to treat them unkind:
Drown them in a swimming pool,
stroke by stroke
Squash them with your feet
step-by-step
Walking or jogging
Exercise to exorcise
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Footnote
EXORCISE WITH EXERCISE is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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Wind Them Up And Bang The Gavel
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| Early 20th-century German wind-up toys are included in RSL's July 11-12 antique toy and bank auction. |
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| © artdaily.org |
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Photoverio © (#112): The Pole & The Palm Tree
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They preach
before they
take flight
But where will
they sleep
tonight?
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| © Oliverio Pfeiffer Pfunday # 28 |
They preach
before they
take flight
But where will
they sleep
tonight?
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