________________________________________________________________________________________________
 |
| © Oliverio |
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Thursday, June 5, 2025
I Did NOT Inherit My Uncle's "Beer Belly"... But
________________________________________________________________________________________________
I DID inherit his
"Pizza and Pasta Belly"
The same image
—uncropped—
of
is here:
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Wednesday, June 4, 2025
This GodFather Quotes ... THE GODFATHER OF SOUL
________________________________________________________________________________________________
***
I don't profess
to be no teacher
but these are
my outlooks
She's got to get
herself
back in
the mathematics
books
***
Lickin' Stick
*
*
*
*
Please
add
your
own
visual
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Tuesday, June 3, 2025
The 217th Bullet ... Alternate Pronoun = "She'd"
________________________________________________________________________________________________
If God
didn't exist,
he'd still have
his own
comic strip
©©©
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Footnote
is
the copyrighted property
of LCSoL
________________________________________________________________________________________________Monday, June 2, 2025
If HE Were Alive Today ...
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Rather than preaching
the Word...
He'd be disguised as
a
hummingbird
A species that
never failed him
(Unlike humans wanting
to jail Him)
If the question
was either/or
consider options
(to be sure)
Have the hyper-flapping wings
and
vertical flight
or
Be warrior Christians killing
all day and all night
⍏⍏⍏
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
________________________________________________________________________________________________
The Ultimate L-Word ... Played Out By T-Bone Walker
________________________________________________________________________________________________
 | ||
| T-Bone Walker | |
____________
________________________________________________________________________________________________
10-Star INTERGALACTIC GAP ... According To Hooda Helami
________________________________________________________________________________________________
The intergalactic gap
between
Saying + Doing
is
exactly opposite
the gap
between
digesting food
after the
chewing
***
© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Sunday, June 1, 2025
Rest In Peace ...
________________________________________________________________________________________________
🏀
🏀
___________
________________________________________________________________________________________________
39-Year-Old News Story From The ONION ... Tilted With Age
________________________________________________________________________________________________
 |
| ••• |
The Problem With Self-Plagiarism
________________________________________________________________________________________________
The problem with
Self-Plagiarism
is
you may have
to pay two lawyers
where
only one
would suffice
but
to quote
"Anyone who defends himself
has a fool for a client"
However,
if you click on that link,
please give my regards
to that charming couple,
Mr. and Mrs.
Mumbo Jumbo
***
© PAUL OLIVERIO ©
*
The author of this page
has an advanced degree
in Self-Criticism
from the
Institute of Bathroom Mirrors
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Friday, May 30, 2025
HOODA HELAMI's Newest Poem
________________________________________________________________________________________________
You play the cards
you're dealt
and when
victory is smelt,
lay them down
gently
but rake in
your winning pot:
You're hot
Then
do your damnedest
to repeat the process
Yes
***
© HOODA HELAMI ©
Alter Ego #142857
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Attention: Aspiring Novelists ... I Mean this VERY SERIOUSLY
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Virtually all fiction
is crime fiction
including
one of the greatest novels
ever written:
***
Fyodor Doestoevsky
may also be responsible
for the perfect
crime fiction
title
***
Despite having
four copyrighted novels,
Oliverio is too embarrassed
to share any of them
but mighty proud
to have his name
"adjacent to"
However,
the GodFather of Math Trilogy
sliced, diced, and minced
those four novels
into 8000+
blogalicious pages
***
ASPIRING NOVELISTS:
please consider
the following hypothesis:
A successful
homicide detective
is
symbolically
and intimately involved
with
LOGIC
Instead of having an orgasm,
he/she
has the perpetrator
+
the criminal is ready
for the punishment
!!!
The novel I have in mind
has to do with
a fictional word game
called
"Spelling Tree"
created and controlled
by someone with
a 4th grade dictionary
much to the chagrin
of a retired
but highly regarded
homicide detective
*************
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
Thursday, May 29, 2025
The Wanna-Bes Who Never Became (Comic Relief #6361)
________________________________________________________________________________________________
 |
| 16th Century Mona Wanna-bes |
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Quoting Nelson Rockefeller ... Plus Variation Of The Quote
________________________________________________________________________________________________
The more intellectual
you get about art
the less aesthetic
you become
***
*
*
*
The more intellectual
you get about anything
the more detached
(and potentially stupid)
you become
about it
***
PAUL OLIVERIO
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Wednesday, May 28, 2025
The Problem With Being A Lifelong SPORTS-AHOLIC
________________________________________________________________________________________________
 |
| !!! |
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)