The Guardians Of Flip And Flats

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There were two cats
named Flip and Flats

They kept us furry and warm
thinking of no cause for alarm

Sixteen days with sixteen hours
of temperature above freezing

We hardly went an hour
without one of us sneezing

Innocuous cursing
was just rehearsing

One of us cursed
the other about to burst

But two cats kept us from thinking
that romance was dead or sinking
without the necessary linking

Inside the bed sheets
were tickling feets

Without the feat
of body heat

California boy in winter climate
failed to time it

For when his manhood
could do any good

I hope she seriously understands
the time when all I can do is shake hands.

I am home now in the sunny California clime
awaiting her arrival for our bodies to rhyme
of course I owe her, big time!


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Footnote
THE GUARDIANS OF FLIP AND FLATS is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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