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The newest crop
of late night
talk show hosts
has inspired
the Institute of Inane Research
to coign an uber-acronym
LDQ =
Lap Dog Quotient
If Lap Dogging
measured intelligence,
these are three of the smartest men
in the world
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Footnotes
Lap Dog Quotient is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
If you do not know any of these
talk show hosts by name,
I admire your intelligence
The next "Gurlitt" page is there.
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It began as the GODFATHER OF MATH, evolved into the GOODFATHER OF MATH. Now this. Go figure...
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES ... Music is the mathematics of the gods=PYTHAGORAS ... Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
I cannot live without the oxygen of laughter = DAWN POWELL ... !!! ... But laughter cannot survive without the hydrogen of gravitas = PAUL OLIVERIO
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