Judge Judy Judgment Censored By Sponsors

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The  Institute of Inane Research  has discovered 

the manuscript of a  JUDGE JUDY   case 

never saw the light of the cameras.

The case of Gentry vs Gentry resulted in 

a bombastic alimony settlement.

The numbers involved have been the subject 

of scholarly investigation: record-breaking 

division of property upon divorce 

proceedings brought about 

by nothing more than 

a Saturday visit 

to a store.

THE VERDICT
It is undeniably cruel and unusual punishment when a husband 

    demands a wife  accompany him into a Walmart store. 

Michael Gentry, who had copyrighted the common comma ( , )  

had accumulated a personal worth of $400 million.

Vanessa Arlen, a Burbank waitress, had a personal worth of $542.19 

when she married Michael at St. Fidelis RC Church on October 11, 2010.

As a result of the verdict, for all intents and purposes, the personal worth 

of the husband and wife have been reversed. 

But Mr. Gentry has been  offered a job as a Walmart greeter 

at the location of his choice.

The  next Institute of Inane page is  here.

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